Helllloooooo! GET A LOAD outta ME!
My First Cycling Class!
Went to a KICK BUM cycling class tonight. Spinning for you civilians...
Here is the random list of things I learned going into it knowing
nothing prior. I only went to this because the cardio kick-boxing class was canceled.
In no particular order:
1. IF you are obviously the least fit person in the room, try to stay obscure in the back (trust me). I thought, "Hey, it's a BIKE.
How hard can it BE? I'll position my carcass front and center" (Although my friend was also with me and every bit as unfit as I, she is 25)
2. Adding a GEL seat is
not an
optional accessory. I did not. It's a BOY seat and it's skinny and ungodly uncomfortable. Let's just say after 3 seconds my vajayjay was on FIRE!
3. Don't do a cycling class if you have a broken (or maybe it's just bruised?) baby toe.
4. Cycling in simulated wet sand, dry sand, mud, and uphill are HARD!!!!!!!
Dry sand is especially
hard-
hard
Simulated downhill, I could get used to. Like even.
5. It's possible for ME to sweat...ALOT! This I
never do unless I'm in Florida.

Not only did I sweat, but
I sweat like I was in Florida in the rain on Splash Mountain.
6. This class was one hour long. After 15 minutes, I was
dying. 30 minutes in, I was begging for mercy. 45 minutes in I reeeeally wanted to quit (thanks Kristy for MAKING me stay!) at 59 minutes, I was NEVER prouder in my entire life that
I did itand did it completely without stopping AT ALL.

At 60 minutes I jello'd off the bike and the instructor said she was impressed!
7. Based on the amount of calories burned in that hour, it gives me a
new prospective about cheating. NOT WORTH IT!