Oh my gosh...my son, Baylor (11) is on speaker phone and I am eavesdropping through the open kitchen...okay I will not deny this...A girl who is super cute (looks like Princess Aurora ) called him...she is fishing for compliments so bad and I am dying here. They have been good friends for 3 years..she runs the fastest he says!
She is now talking about Oprah (can u hear me laughing because I so am) and how romantic relationships have evolved through people who are good friends. OMG...he just said who watches Oprah? She said my mom does. He said...your Mom makes you watch Oprah?
She explains sort of...he says that is really mean. (Okay ...I know and you know that this little cutie patootie is already trying to master the womens skills of easing into a conversation through a media source!) He is so much his oblivious fathers child!
So then....she gets onto who likes who as friends in their school and who could possibly be more than friends when they are older. He does not pick up on the 100 foot elephant in the room still!
The poor helpless girl finally says..."Well what about me?" He says, "YOU??? " in his loudest
Are you completely nuts, voice.
My baby...then crushed her like a mosquito going 20 on a freeway going 70. He said
..."Well your not ugly." She said..."Thanks" and then start your size 7 sneakers because the back-peddaling began. He is not Rico Suave I just learned. He is Opey and he likes girls as friends and can not figure out why they call him 24/7. Thank Goodness for me...but for her...we should all start saving for her therapy....I can hear Dr. Phil now...
"Well, he did not really say he didn't like you. He said he didn't find you ugly."
Happy Valentines Day to you all..don't we remember back then!