DIS all nighter!

Hazzi if only I could be half as awesome as your right arm. May I just say that Al Capone ain't got nothing on you.

Ewz Andy, gangsters don't get mushy.
 

Maybe maybe...but not tonight! lol I could do it sometime in July/Aug. The next time I would be able to do it is....
*goes and looks at calendar*

June 25th-26....I do have a wedding, but I can be a little tired. Right?
I'm pretty much up for whatever. If we do anything at all. Summer is just fun!
 
Oh Andy, I am only saying these things because I am jealous of you. Of course I know you are more awesome than me. If I tell myself I am more awesome then you, then it gets me thinking that I am worthy of your presence!
Well, we do what we must. Speaking of which...:badpc: (The computer is you)
 
I'm still in school, though it sounds really fun! :)
 
Oh Andy, I am only saying these things because I am jealous of you. Of course I know you are more awesome than me. If I tell myself I am more awesome then you, then it gets me thinking that I am worthy of your presence!
Well, we do what we must. Speaking of which...:badpc: (The computer is you)

Shaking in my boots again Andy:rolleyes:
Because I should be totally scared of a guy who can't even change a quote correctly.
 
Oh Andy, I am only saying these things because I am jealous of you. Of course I know you are more awesome than me. If I tell myself I am more awesome then you, then it gets me thinking that I am worthy of your presence!

Shaking in my boots again Andy:rolleyes:
Because I should be totally scared of a guy who can't even change a quote correctly.

False, I fixed it. The computer saw CrazyChik and was like wt*? I want nothing to do with her, and that's why it was messed up. It's all good now.
 
False, I fixed it. The computer saw CrazyChik and was like wt*? I want nothing to do with her, and that's why it was messed up. It's all good now.

Andy, what a nasty black eye that is. Oooh my and you're getting quite a lump on your head too. Ouchies nose looks painful. Whatever happened to you:rolleyes1
 
Andy, what a nasty black eye that is. Oooh my and you're getting quite a lump on your head too. Ouchies nose looks painful. Whatever happened to you:rolleyes1

My dog jumped and...nevermind it's a long story.

Anyway, OMG A NINJA JUST SAMURAI SWORDED YOUR ARM OFF! <--(Those are supposed to be all caps if that didn't work..)










P.S. I paid the ninja to do it.
 
My dog jumped and...nevermind it's a long story.

Anyway, OMG A NINJA JUST SAMURAI SWORDED YOUR ARM OFF! <--(Those are supposed to be all caps if that didn't work..)










P.S. I paid the ninja to do it.

OMGZ I JUST GOT NINJAD.
Oh waitz it was my clone. Easy mistake for a beginner don't worry.

P.S Dude you don't own up to your crime, you create an alibi.
Epic fail.
 
OMGZ I JUST GOT NINJAD.
Oh waitz it was my clone. Easy mistake for a beginner don't worry.

P.S Dude you don't own up to your crime, you create an alibi.
Epic fail.

Wrong. I do own up to that crime because all the other people will be like, "oh s**t that dude is crazy, I'm never gonna mess with him!"

Nice try though.
 
Wrong. I do own up to that crime because all the other people will be like, "oh s**t that dude is crazy, I'm never gonna mess with him!"

Nice try though.

Honey we call it law enforcement and they're on my side.
Ain't nothing a gangsters money can't buy.
 
Honey we call it law enforcement and they're on my side.
Ain't nothing a gangsters money can't buy.

Exactly. Which is why I bought all the law enforcement that was previously on your side. They're against you now...

And I bought a death beam too, so don't push me any further.
 
Exactly. Which is why I bought all the law enforcement that was previously on your side. They're against you now...

And I bought a death beam too, so don't push me any further.

Nobody turns against me, not if they want to survive. One thing money can't buy: their life.

Ah thank you I was wondering what this thing that I stole from you is. Don't push me.
 
It's like I can't win with you! Sheesh...

Anyways, I'm invisible now, tying your shoes together so that when you stand up you fall over and get knocked out as you hit the ground. When you wake up you're all of a sudden floating around in space.

So now what?
 
It's like I can't win with you! Sheesh...

Anyways, I'm invisible now, tying your shoes together so that when you stand up you fall over and get knocked out as you hit the ground. When you wake up you're all of a sudden floating around in space.

So now what?

Dude I'm not a doormat, I put up a pretty good fight.

Thanks for warning me *unties shoes*
For the record, you're not invisible anymore. In fact you're a lovely pink blob with glitter and feathers all over you.
 
Dude I'm not a doormat, I put up a pretty good fight.

Thanks for warning me *unties shoes*
For the record, you're not invisible anymore. In fact you're a lovely pink blob with glitter and feathers all over you.

Well you are now...Hocus pocus, you're now a f***ing doormat.
I'm stepping all over you now. And I stepped in doggy wastes and I'm now wiping my shoes off on you, because you are now the doormat.

Now what?
 
Well you are now...Hocus pocus, you're now a f***ing doormat.
I'm stepping all over you now. And I stepped in doggy wastes and I'm now wiping my shoes off on you, because you are now the doormat.

Now what?

Language matey.
I actually got points for doing that.
:confused3:rolleyes::goodvibes
I also got points for being sarcastic! What am I without sarcasm??!!

Now I'm going to bed, whilst you wipe your feet on some weird rug that i think originally was a lamp:confused3
 





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