*Thirty years in the future*
Pete: "Ladies and Gentlemen, you can mark your calendars now for the DIS 50th Birthday Party, which will be held on June 1st, 2047. While the physical party will be held at Guardians of the Galaxy Presents: Epcot, you can join us simultaneously from around the world via hologram. John, what will guests enjoy?"
John: "Well, Jodi Benson will be performing at Arrendelle Magical Good Time Theatre Number Three, singing a medley of her most well-loved favorites: 'Part of Your World', 'Down to the Sea', and 'Good Grief, It's Been 58 Years Since That Movie Came Out, Aren't You People Sick of Me Yet?'. After that performance, we'll all float over World Showcase Lagoon via hovercraft to dine on akspar greep ribs, which we've had specially flown in from the planet Mazmatron, before going into the still-vacant Odyssey Restaurant, where Kevin and I will be performing 'The Sunshine Boys'".
Pete: "That's great, Johnny. And what are the hours for the party?"
John: "Well, I go to bed around 8:45, so we'll need to have it wrapped up by 8 or so."
Corey: "I'm just happy to be here....where am I again?"
(I clutch my dentures)