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I remember purchasing a big block of cheese on Gay Day. What we did was leave Disneyland and walk across to Cal Adventure which wasn't having Gay Day until the next day.
At the vineyard, they had a cheese vendor there with a bunch of Amish people (I think they were real, not in costume) selling homemade cheese.
Well, you can see what's coming.
I couldn't help myself so I purchase a big 6 pound block of cheese, whittled a little off it while I sipped my wine, then tossed it into the bottom of the stroller where it sat all day in the 80 degree weather.
When we returned to our hotel that late afternoon, I put the cheese in the fridge but later broke it out again and downed about a pound or so. The next morning I was so sick but still I had a little more with breakfast.
By lunch I was a mess of a man and Lin threatened to toss the cheese out. I took the family swimming in the pool and claimed to be doing laundry while they swam but I snuck back and ate a bunch more of the delicious cheese block. By this time it was down to 25% and I was bound and determined to get the rest of it down. It wasn't tasting very good anymore and had started to discolor.
Linnie finally had enough and tossed what was left of the cheese block in a dumpster outside while I was showering one evening. Later that evening when I went to sample my delicious snack I was horrified to find that it had been disposed of. It took a week for my system to recover and the drive home to Montana from California was miserable for everyone riding in the automobile. We ended up selling the SUV when we got home.
We call that the "Cheese Story".
At the vineyard, they had a cheese vendor there with a bunch of Amish people (I think they were real, not in costume) selling homemade cheese.
Well, you can see what's coming.
I couldn't help myself so I purchase a big 6 pound block of cheese, whittled a little off it while I sipped my wine, then tossed it into the bottom of the stroller where it sat all day in the 80 degree weather.
When we returned to our hotel that late afternoon, I put the cheese in the fridge but later broke it out again and downed about a pound or so. The next morning I was so sick but still I had a little more with breakfast.
By lunch I was a mess of a man and Lin threatened to toss the cheese out. I took the family swimming in the pool and claimed to be doing laundry while they swam but I snuck back and ate a bunch more of the delicious cheese block. By this time it was down to 25% and I was bound and determined to get the rest of it down. It wasn't tasting very good anymore and had started to discolor.
Linnie finally had enough and tossed what was left of the cheese block in a dumpster outside while I was showering one evening. Later that evening when I went to sample my delicious snack I was horrified to find that it had been disposed of. It took a week for my system to recover and the drive home to Montana from California was miserable for everyone riding in the automobile. We ended up selling the SUV when we got home.
We call that the "Cheese Story".
I ain't shaving my head!
