"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

[Dizneydawn]

Here is the mini update about Treyner's visit...

I picked him up from the airport and had dropped the other 2 off at Mall of America under the guise that I had business to deal with and surprise them that he was in town because I had not told them.

Treyner and my plan was to have Carsyn and Baylor stand in a store that has loads of Sponge Bob characters and take pics for our Christmas card. Treyner would come behind them and get in the pic and then put his arms around them to surprise them.

I called the younger ones and arranged a place to meet saying I was back from my business deal. As soon as I saw Carsyn I knew she knew! She was laughing and giggling and her eyes were shiny. Baylor looked like he had swallowed a Cheshire cat and had the biggest grin. I asked them as non-challant as I could, "What's so funny?"

Carsyn said, "What are you hiding?"

I asked her what could I possibly be hiding?

"My brother," she said all proud.

I tell her I have no clue what she is talking about.

She tells me she saw on facebook this morning Treyner's roomate at 1 am said he had to get up at 4 am to take Treyner to the airport.

Frickin Facebook!

I tried to budge that around the fact he is traveling to SC in a few weeks and told her he was going early.

I looked at Baylor and he was just grinning and saying he did not know what to believe.

So I took them over to the Nickelodeon store and Baylor agreed to take some pictures while Carsyn sure she was right, looked all over for Treyner.

She finally agreed to get into the picture and Treyner with sunglasses on came around from the back of the store.

She saw him and that was it! She starts crying, he starts hugging both of them and Baylor is wiping more tears from his eyes than I thought possible. I think Treyner was taken aback at how old he was looking in just 2 1/2 months and how much they both adore him.

This picture was taken just moments after and Baylor has never had a more genuine, happy smile. I think I will use this for holiday cards this year.

I had a friend who had given me unlimited ride wristbands for the indoor amusement park there so the kids spent the next few hours on rides and just enjoying the heck out of each other.

This ride is like Buzz Lightyear/Toy Story without the greatness of Disney.

I love this pic because it is so my kids. Treyner asked Carsyn if she wanted to see how strong his hands had gotten. She said sure and he play slapped her on the forehead. (I found this out after because I was asking them to look my way and all of a sudden the boys were laughing at her and she was holding her head. Don't feel bad for her - she gave him a dead leg ten seconds later. )

Baylor seems to be looking more mature lately.

Brothers

Carsyn trying to act like she does not belong to the boys...

This ride is like a huge skateboard that twirls you and shoots you back and forth on a big ramp.

Baylor tried to see if he could reach as far as Treyner and Carsyn offered to give him a boost!

Then it was bumper cars and my kids being overly competitive decided they would manually push their cars into position to have the best take off and smash while everyone normal was just happy to sit and get buckled in.

Treyner did not think out the process of what the floor would do to his hands!

Then my niece Skyler came!

We left the mall about 7 p.m. went home and had a nice night. Next day was Skyler's birthday and then the kids stayed with Chad and he took Treyner to the airport at 4a.m. to head back to Colorado.

 

[Born 2B a Princess]

I love, love, love cheese curds...haven't had them in the longest time. I can't find them in the south. It's so great that your kids are so close and get along so well!

 

[Stacybaeasm]

Ahh...the fair. You know, I am a native MN, lived in the state for 22 years, and have NEVER gone to the fair! Does this mean I lose my MN citizenship card?

Love the pics of the kids at MOA. Treynor looks like he is surviving his first year of college just fine. And I think that Carsyn is going to have to beat the boys off with a stick for prom this year. If not, let me know and I'll send some hot dancer boys up to take her!

 

[Dizneydawn]

I love, love, love cheese curds...haven't had them in the longest time. I can't find them in the south. It's so great that your kids are so close and get along so well!

I can send some down to you with instructions on how to make them (send the curds themselves from WI can buy locally here) and you can batter them and deep fry them.

BTW - what is up with that? The south is known for deep frying everything!

Ahh...the fair. You know, I am a native MN, lived in the state for 22 years, and have NEVER gone to the fair! Does this mean I lose my MN citizenship card?
I can't imagine. That woud be akin to someone living in Florida and not going to WDW. Maybe you need to visit this summer.
Love the pics of the kids at MOA. Treynor looks like he is surviving his first year of college just fine. And I think that Carsyn is going to have to beat the boys off with a stick for prom this year. If not, let me know and I'll send some hot dancer boys up to take her!

There is no boys that are interested in Carsyn that she knows of. It bothers her a lot. I keep telling he she is beautiful and she needs to believe that too. She thinks I am her mom...

 

[shannn]

The fair looks amazing! We used to go to the SC state fair every year when I lived there (I even got engaged at the fair), but there's not a cool fair to go to here.

Your kids are just gorgeous!! I love seeing pictures of them together. It is so obvious how very much they enjoy being together. I hope my 2 grow up to be friends like that -- right now all they do is fight!

 

[Dizneydawn]

The fair looks amazing! We used to go to the SC state fair every year when I lived there (I even got engaged at the fair), but there's not a cool fair to go to here.

Your kids are just gorgeous!! I love seeing pictures of them together. It is so obvious how very much they enjoy being together. I hope my 2 grow up to be friends like that -- right now all they do is fight!

Mine still fight but are voraciously loyal. Treyner and Baylor are best friends - Sat night Treyner and he slept in Treyner's old room/Baylor's new room in the same queen bed watching movies and chatting all night. the new guest room - untouched!

Treyner said it was because he had been dreaming of sleeping in his own bed since the dorm. I know a huge part was they miss the heck out of each other.

I think we should plan a huge meet up her next year for the state fair. We have got a tent that sleeps like 8 and can borrow more plus have a 5 bedrrom house...plenty of room and we could help it be innexpensive for all of ya!

 

[princess_momma]

OMG all that food looks so yum....mmmm....can I come next year?!

The kids look like they had so much fun at the MOA!! Hearing how much they missed each other makes me want to cry! I miss having sibling bonds. I just have one brother and he's gotten into some pretty bad stuff and pretty much only talks to our family when he needs something. I love hearing all about your kids though! I'm glad you are all so close!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Just found a haunted house called -"The Soap Factory" here in downtown Mpls.

http://www.soapfactory.org/

They have you sign a waiver to enter and you have to be 18 or older. They touch you in this one and they seperate you from your party. It involves tying you to a wheelchair and scaring your organs inside out. They have a special lab that made different scent of decaying things ad sewage to add to the fun.

One room invloves a corn maze. Yes a room. The corn BTW is hanging upside down from the celing.

A radio talk show guy I listen to is sooo funny. He went last night and said he has never prayed to so many people in his life. Willfred Brimley and Mariah Carrey included!

I would have a heart attack and die and I guess they warn you that death can happen from the fear level here.

NO WAY IN Hades!

 

[Dizneydawn]

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=6211290&l=3774749

watch and giggle along!

 

[Millie12591]

So my kids have these crazy pet names for body parts..think along the lines of HooHoo and Haha...yes, I know nuts...maybe they are related to Dawn..Anywho....
I started telling the kids that its important to know the real names of body parts because if you have to tell someone like a doctor about pain in a bodypart you can not say I have pain in my HooHoo..or you might get this response
So yesterday at football my four year old was acting like a crazy psycho child. I asked her where the heck did you come from? She replies with I crawled out of your Vag*#@..... Yes my child....and in front of other moms.
On a good note I got a high five from one mom for a four year old knowing what the correct name was.....

That's as good as (sorry I'm a newbie and gonna highjack for a sec) the one my friend told me about...one of her friends and husband taught their young son correct body parts and all and then taught the almost three year old that you should NEVER allow anyone but mom, dad and grandma to touch you on your private parts and only for the reasons of cleaning you or to put medicine on you and if someone else does you need to yell loudly that someone is touching you inappropriately, until someone comes to help you.
Welllllll, they go to the doctor for his annual check up a few weeks later.....I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this...... and the docotor if of course doing his "thorough exam" (for you moms out there with only girls you'll see what I'm talking about here in a few seconds), and of course on que the little boys face is aghast at what is taking place and turning red!!! (poor baby) The doctor of course gets ahold of the look on this poor childs face and the doctor turns to the parents and says why is your child making that face??!!?? And before the parents could say anything, the child starts yelling "SoommeONE'S toUUUCHIN MY BAL*S, SoomeONE'S toUUUCHIN MY BAL*S!!!" Loud enough everyone in the back of the doctors office can hear him!!!!
Needless to say the parents got a stern talking to, to include the doctor on this list once they explained what and how this happened. Out of the mouth of babes I tell ya.
I'm just wondering if the dad got a butt chewing from the mom for teaching him the word bal*s.

 

[disneyaddicted]

I have big huge happy tears from reading your mini report with Treyner's visit home. I can't even imagine the day when Jimmy goes off to college/military/cult whatever he decides to do.

I've always wanted to visit mall of America, I will add that to my list of many things I need/want to do.

 

[askelton]

What a great story, Dawn!

 

[Zookeeperof4]

That's as good as (sorry I'm a newbie and gonna highjack for a sec) the one my friend told me about...one of her friends and husband taught their young son correct body parts and all and then taught the almost three year old that you should NEVER allow anyone but mom, dad and grandma to touch you on your private parts and only for the reasons of cleaning you or to put medicine on you and if someone else does you need to yell loudly that someone is touching you inappropriately, until someone comes to help you.
Welllllll, they go to the doctor for his annual check up a few weeks later.....I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this...... and the docotor if of course doing his "thorough exam" (for you moms out there with only girls you'll see what I'm talking about here in a few seconds), and of course on que the little boys face is aghast at what is taking place and turning red!!! (poor baby) The doctor of course gets ahold of the look on this poor childs face and the doctor turns to the parents and says why is your child making that face??!!?? And before the parents could say anything, the child starts yelling "SoommeONE'S toUUUCHIN MY BAL*S, SoomeONE'S toUUUCHIN MY BAL*S!!!" Loud enough everyone in the back of the doctors office can hear him!!!!
Needless to say the parents got a stern talking to, to include the doctor on this list once they explained what and how this happened. Out of the mouth of babes I tell ya.
I'm just wondering if the dad got a butt chewing from the mom for teaching him the word bal*s.

LMAO.....my 10 year old still looks at me and says does he have to touch my junk? Umm yes and its not junk..you will not be calling it "JUNK" in a
few more years...OMG that is soo funny.
Dawn Treyner looks so GROWN in those pics...god did college age him that much? This all has me thinking....JJ is 10. A few more years there will be girlfriends....where did all these years go???

 

[Dizneydawn]

I have big huge happy tears from reading your mini report with Treyner's visit home. I can't even imagine the day when Jimmy goes off to college/military/cult whatever he decides to do.
I have always siad we were saving bail money for Baylor not a college fund!
I've always wanted to visit mall of America, I will add that to my list of many things I need/want to do.

Next August/early Sept everybody...I am telling ya! Mall of America, State Fair and me...it's a trifecta!

What a great story, Dawn!

Thanks and I am glad you are around!

LMAO.....my 10 year old still looks at me and says does he have to touch my junk? Umm yes and its not junk..you will not be calling it "JUNK" in a
few more years...OMG that is soo funny.
Dawn Treyner looks so GROWN in those pics...god did college age him that much? This all has me thinking....JJ is 10. A few more years there will be girlfriends....where did all these years go???

Treyner had girlfriends in- utero so for me nothin new. Seriously, he shaved his head into his first "bowl" cut back in the day at age 4 because a girl in his class had to have a shunt replaced and he did not want her getting teased being the only one with a head that was shaved.

So I have all these pictures of him and Jackie, she with a half shaved head and him with a bowl cut and his head totally bald underneath!

Millie - Thank you for sharing that story! I was laughing so hard!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Sorry guys - I had a busy weekend. I organized a Dis Meet that we did this weekend and then spent today with Dan figuring out the best deal to go to Disney with this Dec. He is working part time at the Disney store here and gets huge room discounts and other perks now so we needed to reorganize our thoughts!

Will post a new day tom!

 

[brittanyherndon]

Txs forsharing the report I was quite entertained by it

 

[Millie12591]

Next August/early Sept everybody...I am telling ya! Mall of America, State Fair and me...it's a trifecta!

Thanks and I am glad you are around!


Treyner had girlfriends in- utero so for me nothin new. Seriously, he shaved his head into his first "bowl" cut back in the day at age 4 because a girl in his class had to have a shunt replaced and he did not want her getting teased being the only one with a head that was shaved.

So I have all these pictures of him and Jackie, she with a half shaved head and him with a bowl cut and his head totally bald underneath!

Millie - Thank you for sharing that story! I was laughing so hard!!

Your most welcome! Any time I can share about body parts and functions and give someone a laugh, I'm in!

 

[Millie12591]

Sorry guys - I had a busy weekend. I organized a Dis Meet that we did this weekend and then spent today with Dan figuring out the best deal to go to Disney with this Dec. He is working part time at the Disney store here and gets huge room discounts and other perks now so we needed to reorganize our thoughts!

Will post a new day tom!

Do tell of these huge room discounts and other perks?!? I've wanted to get a job at the Disney store for a long time now. If you think it to personal, tell me to mind my own bee's wax.

 

[29apr00]

Carsyn has a huge head of hair. It thinned out after her surgery this past spring but it has it's own zip code. So the boys sitting next to her in the morning at the table, before she would have it tamed, would ask her to move her hair so they could eat. It is a running joke and she knows it and she usually uses it as a weapon. She has been known to ratt it like the 80's had never seen and come up to embarrass the boys with a 10 foot fro and a yetti yell when they have friend over - esp. girls.

So last Easter they went with their Dad to Iowa. Treyner was driving and Carsyn and Baylor ran from Wal-Mart (a pit stop) to the car to get the passenger front seat.

Baylor was faster and Carsyn claimed she had called, "squatters" so she should still have first choice at that spot.

Baylor said, "no chance," and took his place locking the doors.

Carsyn proceeded to plant her tukkus on top of the car hood, lying down and telling God and country she will not move.

Treyner starts honking the horn, flash his lights (it's night-time) and using his wipers to hit her head and spray her with wiper juice.

Within seconds, her hair gets tangled in the wiper blades and now her head is going back and forth with the wipers.

She is yelling for them to stop.

Their father who has zero control, is laughing so hard he is about to pee himself and is hunkering down in the back seat.

Treyner shuts down the wipers but Carsyn is totally stuck.

People who are walking by are now stopping and staring.

Carsyn says she is going to call the cops if Treyner does not get out to help her.

Baylor then rolled down his window and yelled to her that he has already called animal control and they are on their way because he told them they had hit a huge, rabid raccoon and it was stuck on their windshield. He asked for backup and tranquilizer darts.

Now I was not there but I heard everything from the point of the wipers being turned on because their Dad had called me so I could hear everything over the phone.

I could not tell at first if he was crying or laughing because all I heard was soft gulps of air and screaming in the background.

I then hear the boys get out of the car. Baylor telling people who were bystanders and gawkers that he had the situation under control. To please step away from the vehicle and leave plenty of room. He explained they had just picked up their cousin from a nearby mental hospital and she apparently forgot her meds. She has killed a coop full of chickens in New Mexico and could be violent.

Their Dad is now yelling he is going to have a heart attack - his breathing is so short he is in gasps of air trying to hold it together and Treyner is telling Carsyn to hold still or she is riding the rest of the drive like that. they have pictures on their cell phones of her hair and it is like a commercial for some frizz shampoo.

So yeah...Carsyn as an exhibit is perfectly in our corner of normal.

That was the funniest friggin story i've ever heard!! Your kids are AWESOME!!

Ok, I think I would have slapped Captain Condom right up the side of his head. I dont EVER want to think about my parents having sex, protected or otherwise

Amen to that! EW!

So my kids have these crazy pet names for body parts..think along the lines of HooHoo and Haha...yes, I know nuts...maybe they are related to Dawn..Anywho....
I started telling the kids that its important to know the real names of body parts because if you have to tell someone like a doctor about pain in a bodypart you can not say I have pain in my HooHoo..or you might get this response
So yesterday at football my four year old was acting like a crazy psycho child. I asked her where the heck did you come from? She replies with I crawled out of your Vag*#@..... Yes my child....and in front of other moms.
On a good note I got a high five from one mom for a four year old knowing what the correct name was.....

I'm still amazed my 6 yr old has yet to ask what it's called! I'm serioulsy lacking in the parenting dept.

Sorry guys - I had a busy weekend. I organized a Dis Meet that we did this weekend and then spent today with Dan figuring out the best deal to go to Disney with this Dec. He is working part time at the Disney store here and gets huge room discounts and other perks now so we needed to reorganize our thoughts!

Will post a new day tom!

Oh oh oh We'll be there in December!!

Sorry Kona got rid of your favorite meal! Didn't they realize you were coming there to eat it!?!?!?!?

 

[shannn]

I'll be there in December too!!