"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

[shannn]

You can get all the deets on my pretrippie (which covered my October trip at first & now is about my December trip), but this is what our tentative plan looks like:

12/20 driving/ DHS evening
12/21 Epcot/Wishes Cruise
12/22 MK/Epcot evening
12/23 DHS/home

I hope we overlap somewhere!!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Hi! I just followed your link over here and it looks like I have my weekend read! I can't wait to get to know your family through your trip report!

 

[Dizneydawn]

You can get all the deets on my pretrippie (which covered my October trip at first & now is about my December trip), but this is what our tentative plan looks like:

12/20 driving/ DHS evening
12/21 Epcot/Wishes Cruise
12/22 MK/Epcot evening
12/23 DHS/home

I hope we overlap somewhere!!

I have not even got that far yet to look at when and where for the parks!! I have dining though!

I will make it happen to see each other!

Hi! I just followed your link over here and it looks like I have my weekend read! I can't wait to get to know your family through your trip report!

Yeah! I hope you like it - let me know!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Day 6 - A Peep Show and a Brat!

After Carsyn finally made her way out of the Gorilla section and the boys took down their posters for a spare room to rent in our home (they were sure she was captured by the lead silver back and made his new concubine) we headed to Asia and Everest as well as Kali RR.

We rode Everest, then again and then I quit and the kids went on twice more. I don't care how many times I see that darn Yetti coming at me, it still freaks me out! Just the shadow gives me the creeps. Love being scared up until it happens then I close my eyes and beg for my woobie.

The kids though, can't get enough and the pics they took are so great. Here is a bunch from all the times they rode!

From the top!

Dead end or just the beginning?

Carsyn scaring herself!

My arch nemesis!

Thinking about calling the barf squad!

Baylor is thanking Jesus here because he almost dropped his phone!

Notice Carsyn is her own best photo friend?

Boys screaming and acting scared to scare the poor teenage girls behind them. I was down on the stairs in the waiting area and could hear Treyner's girly loud scream above everyone else.

We then decided to hit Kali and get wet. Well the best part was we got soaked and then when we left the ride, we heard whistles and they were not for Dan.

They were for Carsyn who was wearing a cute cotton pink and white sundress with a thong! Now for normal families they would be shocked and outraged and humiliated. Not our family. I had tried to tell her to wear normal grannie panties when she wears a dress but who listens to MOM?

I laughed like it was the funniest thing I had ever seen because it was. So off we head to the bathrooms by Africa because we had plans to eat at Tusker House.

I believe she may have given me the bird at one point. The boys were not protective and blocking her @ss. Rather they were calling attention to her and putting their hats out for tips!

Treyner's words were if she was going to be that much of an idiot than he may as well be her manager!

Next Up...part II and what a smart girl I raised!

 

[disneyaddicted]

As always great updates and very funny chatter in between. We should be neighbors!!! My own neighbors hate me, I have the ugliest yard, I mow the grass once to their every 3 times.
My first year in this house I decorated for Halloween with skulls and witches and a couple of dead bodies (not real ones) after that a couple neighbors told me that for Christmas "On this street we only decorate with white lights and red ribbons."

So for Christmas I went TACKY!!!! right down to the Santa falling off the roof and his undies showing. (Roseanne Conner would have loved me) anyway I think you would be a great neighbor.

The story of Carsyn and her thong! Priceless. Did Treyner make any money of her? Jim has tried selling Reese quite a few times, he even tried trading her for a Bic Mac meal. It's a brothers job to torment.
Reese had fallen down the escalater stairs at the mall last week, Of course I am freaking out and drawing a crowd, "Reese? Baby? Are you OK?" Then I had Jim yelling " Reese, Go towards the light!"

 

[Dizneydawn]

Part II -

So Carsyn tried to dry out her dress as best as she could but to no avail and then guess what I saw coming out of the ladies bathroom?

That girl where most will panic is a self sorter and rolled her dress down - wearing the tank under as a shirt and there you be - no wet butt for Mickey and Tigger to see! Plus she looked adorable.

The boys were not as happy as their walking peep show had disappeared and was back to Carsyn again. Dreams of making money off their sister were dashed yet again in one day!

Decided we were not as hungry as we should be to eat so back we walked to hit Nemo and Dino Land. It was the first time for Nemo and I had seen the Lion King on Broadway so was hoping for the same quality.

On the way we ran into the Cabbage Creeper.

Nemo did not disappoint and I would see it again. It was nice to be in air conditioning because it was warm that day!

We rode Dinosaur and here is me being a big chicken!

I just realised that big man on campus looks like he was about 4 here! He has a habit of putting his fingers in his mouth when he gets nervous and here we are Oh I can't wait to show Baylor who is looking like, "Bring it on."
The kids rode Prime Evil Hurl and then we saw the stilt/ladder guys. They were really good!

We finally ate at Restaurantosaurus.
Boys ordered:
Bacon Double Cheeseburger - apple slices or fries $8.09

Dan got:
8 Chicken Breast Nuggets - with apple slices or fries $7.69


Carsyn and I both ordered the:
Hot Dogosaurus - hot dog with apple slices or fries $6.59

For Dessert - more of the same...
Chocolate cake $3.59 or Carrot Cake $3.59.

I was getting tired of those same choices every day.

We were up to the point of the parade and found a decent spot by Tough to be a Bug. (Which I forgot to say we watched at the very beginning of the day!) This was when the first bummer of the day happened.

I like to plan like the next person and I am all about an itinerary/my way but some people are nuts. If something does not go according to their expectation they flip out.

We actually were sitting next to the inoperative Fast Pass dispense shelter and up comes a family of Dad, Mom and boy about 4. He is decked out in "Cars" gear so you know Mom did her clothes planning and had not just stumbled here from the turnip truck. Maybe her planning should have incorporated the smoking policy at WDW.

Well she lights up a cigarette and people told her she could not smoke here. You would have thought she had been told she needed to give birth to Siamese twins ******lly with no epidural.

She flipped out and said how stupid this place was and how she can't even take her F'n kid to see Mickey because all of us goodie goodies were ruining her time.

I tried to raise my hand and let her know my sons had just tried to pan handle their sister so I was not a goodie goodie but she would have none of that!

So she leaves and heads across the street with the ropes up and the floats are coming. The poor husband just sat there and she is screaming at him to join her. Now you have both sides of the street and about 1000 people involved in her bedlam.

He gets up, grabs his son and follows her. He said before he left that this was the last straw and he was done. For that poor boys sake I hope he was serious because that little boy did not deserve to grow up with a Mom like that.

The parade was good but that tantrum affected all of us left behind. We were shell shocked and the side we were on was too quiet for comfort. Baylor asked if we could adopt that boy. He felt really bad. It didn't ruin the rest of the day by any means but I wanted to slap her and tell her what was important and what example she was setting that her stupid cigarette meant more than her joy of watching her son.

Here are some pics from the parade and then I will finish up the day in part III!

See the snow cop here? He was after...

 

[Dizneydawn]

As always great updates and very funny chatter in between. We should be neighbors!!! My own neighbors hate me, I have the ugliest yard, I mow the grass once to their every 3 times.
My first year in this house I decorated for Halloween with skulls and witches and a couple of dead bodies (not real ones) after that a couple neighbors told me that for Christmas "On this street we only decorate with white lights and red ribbons."
You are awesome!
So for Christmas I went TACKY!!!! right down to the Santa falling off the roof and his undies showing. (Roseanne Conner would have loved me) anyway I think you would be a great neighbor.
Same here - I think my neighbors would like to throttle me most days. My goal is to suck the wattage out of the neighborhood with as many lights as Chevy Chase can handle!
The story of Carsyn and her thong! Priceless. Did Treyner make any money of her? Jim has tried selling Reese quite a few times, he even tried trading her for a Bic Mac meal. It's a brothers job to torment.
Reese had fallen down the escalater stairs at the mall last week, Of course I am freaking out and drawing a crowd, "Reese? Baby? Are you OK?" Then I had Jim yelling " Reese, Go towards the light!"

Freakin hilarious! Treyner has said to Carsyn that she will never die because, "Bumbles Bounce!"

 

[winkers]

note to self...don't wear a thong and a white dress when planning to get wet.

heck....don't wear a thong in the first place...it might get lost.

 

[Dizneydawn]

note to self...don't wear a thong and a white dress when planning to get wet.
True and very smart!
heck....don't wear a thong in the first place...it might get lost.

Ahemmm...front or back?

 

[disneyaddicted]

Very fashion and chic of Carsyn. You did raise a smart girl there.

 

[whogirl'smom]

Carsyn is one smart girl--she would do well on Survivor!

Love the pictures of the Yeti that the kids got; we have never seen him or his shadow and I don't close my eyes!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Very fashion and chic of Carsyn. You did raise a smart girl there.

She has talent when her powers are used for good and not evil!

Carsyn is one smart girl--she would do well on Survivor!
I will tell her that! I keep thinking the kids should do the Amazing Race.
Love the pictures of the Yeti that the kids got; we have never seen him or his shadow and I don't close my eyes!

How do you miss the scary big hairy beast on the wall or him screaming at you full force with rotten, flesh breath? Do they sell liquor at AK?

I am glad to see you here again!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Proof that there is wonder in every ummmm....woman.

And what a great neighbor this would be to have! Can you imagine what they do for Ground Hogs Day?!

 

[Millie12591]

OK, I'll tell you exactly what I would do. Go to the POLY!!!!
Your right in that you may never get another chance to do this again!

Is the 60% off normal for CM's for resorts, and 50% for dining your not for sure on. Wow! That's amazing! I think I need to get a part time job for the next, next big trip we plan.

I've been hearing that there are some major changes about to happen to the remaining Disney stores, and I want in to on it before they're all changed over, has Dan heard about the major changes to the store yet?

By the way.....a couple of questions....1)Did you give up Tupper Ware and when did you start selling jewelry? And are you two holding out on us, I noticed Dan is wearing a wedding ring in that picture about him being the missing link (which is totally halarious by the way ), did you two get hitched without us knowing.....or invited??!!??

Glad you are here and hope you stay!



60% off hotel and 50% off dining plan.

We are deciding between cheap or deluxe. No tickets included below...

6 nights at All Star Sports + reg dining = $750ish for 4
6 nights at the Poly + reg dining = $1800ish for 4

I am dying to decide. We originally booked at Value - today I changed it to Poly.

I mean what if I die? What if Dan does? What if Dan gets fired and can't ever go again at this deal? What if the economy goes up and they never offer that huge discount again? (From what I understand the 50% off is common but don't quote me on that.)

How for the love of what is holy can I turn down the POLY? The monorail? The smell of sweet flowers? The chance to get leid in a hotel lobby?

So I made a vow to sell more jewelry than Joan Rivers on QVC and we will plan big. I was afraid I would not get a room there if we waited. If the money is short - there will be room somewhere else cheaper right?

Tell me what you guys would do? I am so frickin excited and this would be a surprise for the kids. They think All Star and will not find out until we pull in if I can pull this off.

 

[Millie12591]

Proof that there is wonder in every ummmm....woman.

And what a great neighbor this would be to have! Can you imagine what they do for Ground Hogs Day?!

That is....bad and funny!!!

My some of my neighbors would find that pretty funny!
And some would stand out in the yard and do this..... and this....

 

[whogirl'smom]

I was wondering the same thing about Dan wearing a ring....thought I missed something.

 

[Dizneydawn]

OK, I'll tell you exactly what I would do. Go to the POLY!!!!
Your right in that you may never get another chance to do this again!
Believe me girl I am trying!
Is the 60% off normal for CM's for resorts, and 50% for dining your not for sure on. Wow! That's amazing! I think I need to get a part time job for the next, next big trip we plan.
No this is just a Holiday special to help boost travel - like they are having specials for guests.
I've been hearing that there are some major changes about to happen to the remaining Disney stores, and I want in to on it before they're all changed over, has Dan heard about the major changes to the store yet?
From what I gather they are going back to the more original style of the store, better clothing quality and selling what sells which is mostly kids clothes/items. Hopefully it will be back to the feel of Disney and not just a doctors office style store like now. Disney bought back the stores a few years ago after selling them. The moving pieces/characters that the original Disney stores had were not kept up so when they broke - they were not fixed and thus what the store looks like today.

He thinks it sounds like a good thing overall. As far as discounts - I think Disney right now is hurting and trying to boost sales so throwing big deals at CM's just like to the public.
By the way.....a couple of questions....1)Did you give up Tupper Ware and when did you start selling jewelry?
Yes - top post on page 36 will give you the info!
And are you two holding out on us, I noticed Dan is wearing a wedding ring in that picture about him being the missing link (which is totally halarious by the way ), did you two get hitched without us knowing.....or invited??!!??

No - not married yet. Promise. I wondered if someone would notice that!

Dan and I were in Colorado together after we dated for about a year plus. We went to this cute town and cute Irish shop and there were these rings on the counter. We tried them on and they fit both of our pinkie fingers exactly perfect and so we got them.

FF a few months and we are in MN, going on a tubing adventure down a river (slow river mind you) and he had lost weight and ended up losing his ring. He was really dissapointed and knew he had no chance of finding it.

So about 2 weeks from that day he was back in Colorado. On a lunch break he drove Mach 8 from Denver to this town to see if they had another one. They did -only a size 12 left and it fit his wedding finger.

He came home - (we were not living together even then) surprised me that he had replaced the one lost and asked if it was okay to wear it. He said he knew we would be together and he felt commited to me no different than if we were married and that was that.

Dan is the guy that most women dream to find. He is loving, caring and so not afraid to be sensitive that it astounds me. He thinks of me first almost all the time versus an after thought. I get back rubs nightly and there isn't a day he does not hold my face and kiss me and tell me I am the most beautiful woman he has ever known.

It's funny because I have never once worried about him not loving me. In my heart I have just always known he was true to me and to us and now to this new family we are blending and never looked back. I have had more happiness with him in a few years than I had in 16 plus with my ex and I can only hope I have taught my kids what love really looks like. That it is not self centered and not greedy and it is not something you question or live in fear of loosing. That you should not settle or be misserable in a relationship. I have a lot of friends who rejoice when their husbands leave hunting, for work etc and I used to get it. Now though, I have an understanding about what a better half is, what you have when you have your eyes set on each other.

People used to say it would not last and that it was just a honeymoon phase. Well 3 plus years later and tons of family drama on both sides, nastiness with ex's and some good too, job changes, the tragedy with Baylor and bills up the wazoo - it still feels great. Better than the first day.

The rings - BTW - say,


One Ring to Show Our love
One Ring to Bind Us
One Ring to Seal Our love
And Forever Entwine us.

I keep asking him if he wants to pick out a new ring for the weding ad we have looked but he wants this one. We will have to buy a few if we can cause it will not hold up forever!

This is the ring Dan gave me - don't think I have ever shown it here.

 

[MICKEY4EVER!]

Your updates are great and entertaining as always! Poor Carsyn and her dress fiasco! She is one smart cookie, though, I'll give her that! But, when faced with something as serious as that, I would have come up with a plan, too.

The smoking lady throwing her terrible hissy fit. Makes me wonder if the DH meant he was done with the park that day or done with her?

Your story about the rings and how much Dan loves you. Tear jerker! You certainly have a talent for making people laugh AND cry! Your ring is so beautiful. It really is. Love the blue!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Your updates are great and entertaining as always! Poor Carsyn and her dress fiasco! She is one smart cookie, though, I'll give her that! But, when faced with something as serious as that, I would have come up with a plan, too.
My plan would have to buy a new outfit!
The smoking lady throwing her terrible hissy fit. Makes me wonder if the DH meant he was done with the park that day or done with her?
Really Great Point!
Your story about the rings and how much Dan loves you. Tear jerker! You certainly have a talent for making people laugh AND cry! Your ring is so beautiful. It really is. Love the blue!

I love it!

Here for your Halloween Pleasure is an interesting piece of info!

The story of the Jack o'Lantern comes from Irish folklore. Jack was a crafty farmer who tricked the Devil into climbing a tall tree. When the Devil reached the highest branch, Jack carved a large cross in the trunk, making it impossible for the Devil to climb down. In exchange for help getting out of the tree, the Devil promised never to tempt Jack with evil again. When Jack died, he was turned away from Heaven for his sins and turned away from Hell because of his trickery. Condemned to wander the Earth without rest, Jack carved out one of his turnips, took an ember from the devil, and used it for a lantern to light his way. He became known as "Jack of the Lantern."

 

[winkers]

I love your ring!

My sister has one similar. She's not big on diamonds so the saphire was perfect for her.

Dan sounds alot like my dh! I'm so glad you found someone wonderfull!