Did anybody else accidentally do this??

[Dizzy for Dsny]

Once at a local water park with my family (many many years ago)...

My Dad was going down a water slide and being a rather heavy person he caught up with the person in front of him and then passed them on the slide. When he reached the bottom he noticed something strange around his ankle. He looked down and it was the bottom half of a young ladies swim suit!! When she came off the slide, her face was as red as a beet! My Mom took the bottoms back to her and we haven't stopped laughing about it to this day!

Oh my god, my makeup is smeared all over my face from laughing hysterically! My DS12 just came in to see what I was laughing/crying about. I can't wait to tell my husband that one!!!!!

 

[Micca]

Splash Fountain????

 

[remmy_7]

I'm glad im not the only one. i will not do rides like that ever again and did you feel like you had to go all day to not trying to be gross but i felt sick all day after i did the slide

hey there, yes I did feel sick afterwards, and I was in too much pain to eat But I definitely learned my lesson!

I'm glad I made everyone's day though, and I'm glad I'm not the only one


btw, what is a TAG FAIRY and is it a bad thing??

 

[Mellie0119]

I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants!

The Tag Fairy is that special someone(s) who place the colored tags (little blurbs) under your username. It's usually a funny thing you've posted- you never know where she (or he- is there a male Tag Fairy? ) will show up.

 

[disneygirlatheart]

Don't feel bad you are not alone. It happened to me too twice!!!! You think I would have learned my lesson the first time HUH? Once while at Wet N Wild and once at The Shores!! I was going down so fast I never even thought about holding my legs together. The shock of the speed I guess!! Then at the shores I was in a tube and somehow fell out and the force well ultimate wedgie and also a big bruise on my neck to go along with it. Did you feel like everyone was staring at you? I think everyone in the park came up to watch me in my ultimate humiliation!!! You would think I would stay away from water parks now. But OH NO!! First time to Disney in July and will be going to both waterparks!!!

 

[phins_jazy]

 

[scoolover]

It sounds like you knew what it was when you did it. I thought it was a little tube ride or something. I was surprised to say the least.

 

[Mecha Figment]

I don't know about at WDW but at Six Flags White Water, there is a double slide called the dueling dragons that I commonly refer to as the Dueling Flashers. It has a habit it taking off womens bikini tops. And it was especialy fun watching their reactions when the realised it.

 

[ryanmilla]

it wasn't the swimsuit that got to me... it was the water that got lodged.... it was quite embarassing afterwards.... I had a trickle that felt pretty odd

You know sometimes it is not a good thing to be a visual thinker...these images are just painful....funny, but painful.

 

[littleladykaty]

ew...I don't think I've seen the word "butthole" in print since...the 7th grade maybe? somehow it's still funny...

 

[laughinplace199]

I haven't been on Humunga Kowabunga in a long time. I had no problem with it when I went on it, but my college roommate did. After her one and only ride on it she said she was never going down "enema lane" again!

 

[PrincessSophie'sMom]

ew...I don't think I've seen the word "butthole" in print since...the 7th grade maybe? somehow it's still funny...

Good God, I know, I feel like I'm in Jr. High School. Everytime I think of "punched in the butthole", I crack up. I couldn't even explain to my dh what I was laughing at, because I'm laughing too hard for him to
understand me!

 

[MareQ]

Well at least we know a few rules now.

Keep arms crossed
Keep legs together
If all else fails - CLENCH and pray

 

[Ahnberg4]

Come on tag fairy...do it, do it, do it

 

[golden1]

I remember watching a few people coming off the big slide at Blizzard Beach looking mighty uncomfy.

 

[dwtootles]

I remember watching a few people coming off the big slide at Blizzard Beach looking mighty uncomfy.

Trust me this happens all the time!!! Be sure your legs are CROSSED!!! CM's are supposed to warn ya at the top. I always felt bad when I was sitting at the bottom of Summit seeing all the very uncomfortable looks riders gave me as they got off.

 

[FanOfStitch]

Come on tag fairy...do it, do it, do it

Is there anyway to summon the tag fairy? I've been laughing non-stop since I read the OPs first post. The phrase is priceless.

 

[Jrabbit910]

too funny!
never been to the water parks but I must say that if i go, I will keep my legs crossed!!

 

[TnTsParty]

ew...I don't think I've seen the word "butthole" in print since...the 7th grade maybe? somehow it's still funny...

I have to agree - I have been laughing since read the OP. I was laughing so hard it made my DH laugh before I even told him the funniest part of the post - the Hulk Hogan punched me in the butthole part - I finally got it out and we are STILL laughing about it.

To the OP thanks for making me LAUGH hysterically!!

 

[CanBeGrumpy]

I suffered this experience at Wet N Wild, but it wasn't my posterior that was traumatized! Let's just say that I seriously thought I might not be able to bear children! That is QUITE the influx of water!!! However, I went on to have two kids and was very fortunate to get pregnant very easily, so I guess no harm was done. But that day, I honestly thought I had permanently damaged myself. Ouch ouch ouch.