Dial-A-Prayer (joke)

[ennazus]

They have Dial-A-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings, but nobody answers.

 

[missymouse3367]

Too funny

 

[EROS]

One day three people were in Heaven playing golf. Moses, Jesus, and some old guy. Moses went first, he hit the ball, and it bounced off a shrub and landed in the water. So he parted the water, and hit the ball for a hole in two.

Jesus went next, He hit the ball, and it bounced off of the light pole, and landed in the water. He walks on the water, and hits the ball for a hole in two.

The old guy is next, he steps up, and hits the ball, it bounces off the light pole, hits the shrub, skips across the water, and is a hole in one.

Moses leans over to Jesus and says "I hate playing with your Father."

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!