he is home this week on school vacation and has called me at work about 6 times today, to ask me where stuff is or how to use something. The first phone call was to ask me where the cd was to install the printer. I told him I already installed it. Well the scanner is not working, he says. I told him, the printer is installed (we just bought a new one) I printed something last night. I asked him if he read the manual. Of course he didn't know where that was. "It's in the file drawer with all the other manuals." "What file drawer?" "The one in the computer desk." "They are in one of the hanging file folders" "which one?" "uh, the one that says 'manuals'". I guess he found it and figured out what to do because he didn't call back about that. He DID call to ask me what I was doing and what I was wearing.
Early today I asked him to steam the carpet in the girls room but to do it early enough so it would be dry by the time we got home. I also asked him to go pick up an order for me for my home parties. He called me and asked if he needed a check, no honey, it's prepaid just like all the other times you picked it up. I asked if he steamed the carpet in the girls' room. He says "Our girls?" Yes, hon, our girls. Of course he didn't, so I told him it was too late to just wait until tomorrow. He just called me back to tell me the steamer is not working. Mind you I am the only one who has used it before and only a couple of times. I said "are you sure you are using it correctly" He says " I'm pretty sure I am, how do you use it?" I tell him that it's not that simple to just tell him over the phone and ask him if he read the manual. "I don't know where the manual is" he says!!!!!
It's gonna be a looooong week!! 
Early today I asked him to steam the carpet in the girls room but to do it early enough so it would be dry by the time we got home. I also asked him to go pick up an order for me for my home parties. He called me and asked if he needed a check, no honey, it's prepaid just like all the other times you picked it up. I asked if he steamed the carpet in the girls' room. He says "Our girls?" Yes, hon, our girls. Of course he didn't, so I told him it was too late to just wait until tomorrow. He just called me back to tell me the steamer is not working. Mind you I am the only one who has used it before and only a couple of times. I said "are you sure you are using it correctly" He says " I'm pretty sure I am, how do you use it?" I tell him that it's not that simple to just tell him over the phone and ask him if he read the manual. "I don't know where the manual is" he says!!!!!
It's gonna be a looooong week!! 
He wanted me to come home from work to see if I could see why it wasn't working????? 
They are unbelievable aren't they?
