Dem's Will Enjoy This One..RNC Schedule.. JOKE.

[peachgirl]

Since the Republicans got a giggle this evening, I though maybe turn about was fair play...For my Democratic friends!

Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Gays are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' That Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord


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[4greatboys]

Not necessarily a "Dem" but I did think it was pretty funny.

 

[Robinrs]

Originally posted by peachgirl

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

LOL!!!

THAT was quick!

 

[barbeml]

Thanks!!!!!

 

[peachgirl]

Originally posted by Robinrs
LOL!!!

THAT was quick! [/B]

That's my favorite one on the list!

Not necessarily a "Dem" but I did think it was pretty funny.

Sorry, I probably should've said "for those with a sense of humor"...

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[WillyJ]

So true!

Thanks for sharing this. .

So true!

 

[jrydberg]

C'mon... that's clearly fake! Not nearly enough time for secret meetings!

 

[4greatboys]

Originally posted by jrydberg
C'mon... that's clearly fake! Not nearly enough time for secret meetings!

 

[faithinkarma]

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata

 

[spearenb]

The ingrates....

I can't believe there is no place in the schedule for Grooming Tips by Hannity!!!








And they say Dems/Libs don't have a sense of humor...

 

[herc]

That is pretty funny. This was the Democrats schedule-





Democratic National Convention Schedule

Boston, Massachusetts

6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:15 PM - Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 PM - Tribute to Germany
7:45 PM - Antiwar Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 PM - Roundtable Discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None"
9:15 PM - Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on "The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay"
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 PM - * Intermission * Special Guest Soloist Jane Fonda
10:00 PM - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 PM - Reenactment of Kerry's Fake Medal Toss
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 PM - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security"
10:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:45 PM - Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)
11:00 PM - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same-Sex)
11:15 PM - 'Maximizing Welfare' Workshop
11:30 PM - 'Free Saddam' Pep Rally
11:50 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:00 AM - Kerry-Edwards 2004 Sealed With A Kiss
12:01 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:02 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast

 

[WillyJ]

That's pretty good Herc!

Although I'm pretty sure Teddy did some drunken singing too. .

 

[peachgirl]

Thanks Herc!

Now I really wish I had been a delegate. Sounds like one heck of a party!




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[herc]

I thought they were both rather funny.

 

[Robinrs]

I had to dig this up to send to my sister and just saw the Democrat schedule! LOL, herc!!

 

[orvilleair]

Originally posted by peachgirl

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

Cute. Remember, even on drugs, Rush is right.

Peachgirl, what time is Arnold landing on stage with the Harrier?