delswife is.....

debster812 · Oct 17, 2003

A comic genius, and my new hero.

Her trip reports are a HOOT and a half. If you don't often get to the Trip Reports board, go check it out.

Be warned, they are somewhat epic, she is already up to part 20, and I *think* it is only day 5 (out of 9) or 6.

Happy reading!!!!!!!!

scarlett873 · Oct 17, 2003

they are an absolute riot...you laugh til you cry!!!

Credit Man · Oct 17, 2003

I agree. They are wonderful!

tkyes · Oct 17, 2003

tons of fun to read - a couple of tears too.

Maybe I should pay her to write my trip report when i get back!! I won't have a Scruffy or Pigtails on my trip though!

tamie

SeaShelley · Oct 17, 2003

Ladies and gentlemen....we have a new winner in the trip report department! You have to check them out. I've had SO much fun reading her reports. I laughed, I cried! I can only hope that her next trip with the fam is when I am down there with mine next October. Perhaps you could work on that delswife!!!! We could make it an official "Maine"iacs do Disney meet!

Love ya, mean it!!! And may God continue to bless your son!

elgerber · Oct 17, 2003

Agreed, a total must read!!! I have laughed myself silly, and shed a few tears as well. I am dying for installment 21, but alas, work calls and we have to wait until she gets home. These are the greatest trip reports I've ever read. I don't even think I'll be able to even write one when I get home, for fear I would bore you all to death LOL.

Erika

nativetxn · Oct 17, 2003

What? No links? I have to go over there and search?

Bob NC · Oct 17, 2003

Positively one of the best trip reports ever. delswife's epic is putting my measly 8-parter to shame.

I'd like to take Scruffy's spot on the next trip.

Love ya, mean it!!!!!

Pin Wizard · Oct 17, 2003

I've NEVER been to that board, but I think I'm going to have to now just to read her stuff! :teeth:

Jillpie · Oct 17, 2003

I guess I better settle in tonight for a great read. I love funny trip reports!! Thanks guys!

4greatboys · Oct 17, 2003

Onormally dont hit the trip reports board either but I did and Im SO glad. She is hilarous. They were all so funny--except the tear jerker--had to whip out my kleenex. She has a real gift for writing.

wdwnutze · Oct 17, 2003

I have really enjoyed reading her trip reports!

Jillpie · Oct 18, 2003

omg. You guys are so bad for posting this...I went and read ALL of them at once. It took me 3 hours!! It is now almost 2 am and have to get up very early for soccer. I just couldn't stop, I loved every one of them!! I can't believe its ending with a divorce, lol. Not surprised, what a witch to come to our favorite place on earth.
Delswife, if you're reading this....HURRY UP, please? We need the next chapter

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CdnDisneyNut · Oct 18, 2003

Thanks for the heads up. Got as far as part 7. Try to get the rest of them this weekend.

Keli · Oct 18, 2003

These trip reports are great! Delswife you have an incredible talent for writing. Your reports made me laugh and they made me cry. I'm looking forward to the rest of them.

delswife · Oct 18, 2003

Oh god, you guys.

I just put up "chapter" 21 because I just got out of work 2 hours ago. (It is now 6:00 am)

I read Jillpie post that you guys were talking about me over here.

You guys made me cry.

I was thinking at work tonight that maybe they were getting out of hand. 21 pages so far and I'm still in the middle of day five. Whats the record for the longest trip report?

I also looked to see how many people read them. :eek:

Just a hint, Brothers wife? Yeah, we aren't done with that one.

Love ya, mean it!

Zurg · Oct 18, 2003

Nativetxn you don't need a link it is about half the board.

But here is where to start: http://198.64.133.85/showthread.php?s=&threadid=451915

delswife

Oh sure just taunt us with the possibility of more from the SIL!

Love ya, mean it!

Mouseteacher · Oct 18, 2003

delswife~ Spent last night reading up to chapter 20 and read ch. 21 this morning --- your report is better than any chapter book I have ever read!!!! I loved your grasshopper in the car story, too! That one had me laughing out loud in an empty room.

You have brought such laughter and joy to all who read your report. You paint vivid pictures with your words. Keep the chapters coming... need to know what happens to SIL. :hyper:

Otto's Doll · Oct 18, 2003

Oh my goodness! :eek:

These are terrific! I read them, laughing out loud, last night and this morning. My kids think I am crazy for it, but it was so much fun to read! C'mon, Delswife, we need more!

PS. God bless your son, I almost cried when I read that part.

jwsqrdplus2 · Oct 18, 2003

Zurg has organized all of the links to a single thread. Here is the link:

http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=454128

Great idea Zurg! Makes it much easier to find these awesome reports.

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