Decepticons invade Disney World

[Tiggerrific]

So I just realized something in all my research for my November trip to Disney. I don't know if anyone else has even realized it. I really feel a need to save the world before this gets out of hand. These new magic bands are not good!! Universal has Transformers, and I think the Decepticons have decided to infiltrate Disney in their counter-plan to defeat the Transformers once and for all! DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT accept a Magic Band and place it on your wrist as it will automatically latch on to your neurons located in your wrist and will assume control of every body function along with your mind. Also you will never be able to visit the Universal theme parks for as long as you live. I have received this info from a former CM of Sector Seven (which does not officially exist) so I know it to be 100% true! I'm including some pictures for verification purposes. These Pictures are classified so please disseminate this info while you can. I can not be held responsible for anything that happens to you, your family or friends!

 

[Alice Royal]

The funny thing is that some of the people who post 'confirmed' stories here have the exact same attitude about them even if they're just as outrageous as this...

 

[Tiggerrific]

Yeah that was exactly my point! I was reading through some of the other post and it just popped in my head and I thought it was funny and just decided to have some fun. I just hope no one takes it personally!

 

[LoriZH]

Oh this is just great, just great....we just spent 9 days with these beauties attached to our wrists, putting them up to those machines and feeling special, they barely left our bodies, now I read this?? Wow.....just wow...

Will I ever be able to visit my mom in Florida again or will it stop me at the airport in one of those fancy time machines that you get to strike a pose in like a Charlie's Angel? I knew there had to be a catch when they waved those fancy fandango things in front of my family and myself and we even bought those cute little castles and spaceship earths and such to put on them....I should have known, I just should have...but I just fell right into their whole "you've been selected" routine...what a maroon I am!

 

[Yellowstonetim]

Just got our magic bands yesterday and tried them on. Everythng was perfectly fine!

Perfectly fine. Perfectly fine. Perfectly. Perfectly. Perfect. Per...

Spend... more... money! Spend... more... money! Spend... spend...

 

[Tiggerrific]

You're not alone many others will be sucked into the plan. I know all this info before hand and I'm actually looking forward to putting the Decepticon scum on my wrist!

 

[floridianer]

I´m back since 3 weeks...

When I saw your title, I thought about Tourgroups

 

[DunfyP]

Enough of the neuron damage already

 

[boreas154]

Never fear! "Mickey-mus Prime" will save the day!

 

[Tiggerrific]

That is absolutely awesome!

 

[KJTY]

That was great!

 

[Angelcatsmom]

If it can "transform" my waistline back to what it was in 1983, I'm all for it!

 

[old lady]

What a relief. I thought it was Cobra.

 

[Luv0fDisney]

So what are you supposed to do if they do that with the neurons in your wrist? Do you have to wear them?

 

[MinnieLee]

Never fear! "Mickey-mus Prime" will save the day!

That is fantastic!

 

[MrsBusDriver]

Help Optimus they made me buy into DVC

 

[Tiggerrific]

I knew it. Don't say you weren't warned!

 

[funntheson]

Good thing you didn't say you heard it from a bus driver!

 

[Tiggerrific]

Well the former Sector 7 employee may or not have been the driver of a bus