RooRach0906
"Oh Goody, Horray!"
- Joined
- May 7, 2009
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"...This is CNN...
Dateline... Rioting broke out across the nation today. Not for politcal acitivism, occupy Wall Street, or even a post champinoship riot. No. Home Depots across America were inundated by people tearing apart paint displays. One of the greeters had this to say 'I used to work at Toys R Us. And I can say without exaggeration, this was worse than the Cabbage Patch Doll shortage riots of 1983'. In unrelated news, a new drug is making it's rounds in America. Known only as LGMH, it has been know to be sold for as much as $20 a card. DEA agents are stumped."











