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[pkondz]

Are you both working from home? If so, and the place starts getting messy, blame it on an invisible co-worker.

No, I'm not working from home. Can't.
But... shifts have been reduced. Basically no overtime and extra shifts stay home but on call to fill any shortages.

I never thought of using another web browser. I currently use Google Chrome, so maybe that's the problem. I'll switch when I get home and see if that works. Thanks for the suggestion.

Hope it works.

I brought our dog out and they played. He'd run, she'd run after him, and vise versa and I watched.

My wife has a friend who's child has severe allergies, and she's finding it hard to get stuff for him. So people really need to calm down

Yeah... Do you really need a 10 year supply of toilet paper?

I'm afraid I might be one of them. I'll do whatever job I need to do to keep food on the table for my family, but this is going to hit me hard if my job shuts down because all of my wife's music gigs have dried up so she's not working.

Yikes. Good luck. Hope it works out for you.

Keep the humor and coming guys.

I'll take care of the humour (well I'll do my best), any volunteers for the other half of that statement?

Saw that.
I'll take the humour, you take the comin guys.


Stop calling it a quarantine.
Technically, you can only call it quarantine if it's in the French Province of Quarante.
Otherwise it's just sparkling isolation.

 

[wasnotafan]

The slow grind to a halt in KY is continuing. Extended cancellations of meetings, everyone told to work from home that can, our governor recommending all funerals be immediate family only and no visitations, all churches closed. I haven't even looked at the 401(k). No point right now. Best wishes gentlemen.

 

[pkondz]

Hope this isn't morbid, but...

Today I heard an interview with a local funeral director/owner.
He was saying that while there isn't any restrictions (yet!) on funerals, he's seeing the numbers far below normal.
He also said that they offer recordings for later viewing and live-online streaming for those who can't or don't wish to attend.

 

[declansdad]

Great catch of that typo but with social spacing whoever volunteers will be on their own with that

 

[AirGoofy]

Evening all. Working at home for 1 job. Still going into the office at the Church. Re-activated an old YouTube channel and recording messages. I would never have thunk it.

And, we now have two local COVID cases. One had traveled overseas for work and to Atlanta. Apparently, he has no symptoms and is being quarantined at home. The business is shutting down for a week for everyone to file unemployment.

I convert it for you for free. All part of the international disdad service.

Concierge. Just don't stand 6 feet away from me, unless you're at work, gas pump, Walmart, meijer, Kroger, all manufacturing plants, etc.

Almost all of our churches are shut. Which is interesting as it's times like this that some feel the need to go. Kinda like buying insurance after you hit another car.

For me, a church is an "essential" service, and shouldn't be closed.

I've already wondered where the biggest impact of Covid will be. Deaths? Or bankruptcies?

2017 had 1,600,000 deaths from tubercolsis. COVID has 11,000 so far. So, far the biggest impact is the loss of our constitutional right for religious freedom and right to assemble. The Britons should have just issued a pandemic alert, and we would still be a colony.

The slow grind to a halt in KY is continuing. Extended cancellations of meetings, everyone told to work from home that can, our governor recommending all funerals be immediate family only and no visitations, all churches closed. I haven't even looked at the 401(k). No point right now. Best wishes gentlemen.

It's going to May. Just not being announced yet. Absurd.

 

[pkondz]

The business is shutting down for a week for everyone to file unemployment.

Ouch

So, far the biggest impact is the loss of our constitutional right for religious freedom and right to assemble.

Interesting...
So the Church didn't decide to be safe, it was imposed upon it by your government?
(Not saying mine won't too, eventually.)

The Britons should have just issued a pandemic alert, and we would still be a colony.

 

[declansdad]

Morning all.

Just had some breakfast, next up make some coffee. It's going to be a big day!!

Hope everyone is well.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Yeah... Do you really need a 10 year supply of toilet paper?

I am ever the optimists...

 

[pkondz]

Morning, gents.
Got a minute to do a drive-by "Hi!"

I am ever the optimists...

If you poop that much, that's called being not constipated... not optimism. Although perhaps you're optimistic about not being constipated?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Morning, gents.
Got a minute to do a drive-by "Hi!"

If you poop that much, that's called being not constipated... not optimism. Although perhaps you're optimistic about not being constipated?

Or maybe, I am optimistic about being alive in 10 years...

 

[MarkLT1]

Good morning Fellahs!

For those of you worried about your TP situation, run the calculations here, https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/ before endangering your lives by entering the Costco octagon/cage match.

A couple days ago, we had a chat with the kids about a very important topic- doing our part by reducing the "squares used per wipe." Apparently my oldest son didn't see the humor/satire in what I was saying, as he triumphantly emerged from the bathroom yesterday, hands in the air saying "I ONLY USED 4 SQUARES!!!!" To which I said "Yuck! Go take a shower!"

 

[pkondz]

Or maybe, I am optimistic about being alive in 10 years...

I'm gonna shoot for 10 weeks to start...

Apparently my oldest son didn't see the humor/satire in what I was saying, as he triumphantly emerged from the bathroom yesterday, hands in the air saying "I ONLY USED 4 SQUARES!!!!" To which I said "Yuck! Go take a shower!"

 

[Zmack]

Morning everyone from a overcast, wet Westfield NB. Some good news for me, oncology surgeries are still being done, so as long as that carries into the 26th I'll be done.

 

[declansdad]

Morning everyone from a overcast, wet Westfield NB. Some good news for me, oncology surgeries are still being done, so as long as that carries into the 26th I'll be done.

Good to hear Rob. I would offer to visit you in the hospital but ..... well you know.

 

[Zmack]

Good to hear Rob. I would offer to visit you in the hospital but ..... well you know.

Thanks Darcy.....They wont be keeping overnight, unless there are complications. almost like its drive through surgery

 

[pkondz]

Some good news for me, oncology surgeries are still being done, so as long as that carries into the 26th I'll be done.

Good to hear. Under a week away. Fingers crossed.
Or... whatever body part you need crossed... what's the good luck symbol for successful oncology surgery?

Good to hear Rob. I would offer to visit you in the hospital but ..... well you know.

You don't like him very much?

 

[Zmack]

Good to hear. Under a week away. Fingers crossed.
Or... whatever body part you need crossed... what's the good luck symbol for successful oncology surgery?

Thanks,...… I don't know, maybe Daffodils
You don't like him very much?

 

[declansdad]

Good to hear. Under a week away. Fingers crossed.
Or... whatever body part you need crossed... what's the good luck symbol for successful oncology surgery?


You don't like him very much?

It's more likely the surgery is in Saint John and I don't really like Saint John.

 

[pkondz]

Thanks,...… I don't know, maybe Daffodils

It's more likely the surgery is in Saint John and I don't really like Saint John.

 

[Zmack]

Hey I'm from Saint John......I'm leading an attack on Freddy




Never mind I'm from Saint John.