DIS Dads DDC XXXIII: Bad Idea Factory!!!

[RodBelding]

Evening guys. Hope everyone made it through the day without a violent bovine-related incident. Given the data points shared in the last couple pages though, I doubt that's possible.

 

[theduck619]

Three punks (Randall, Norm and Dave) sitting in a relatively small indoor hot tub that they’ve “converted” into a whirlpool by also submerging the business end of a good sized gasoline powered outboard motor… near where their feet are… I nearly lost my life tipping a cow...I was on the precipice of DEATH!

Pretty funny. Who said it was a motor making the bubbles in the hot tub??

 

[theduck619]

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

 

[10dedfish]

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy Birthday Maria!!

What are you going to do with a girl like Maria?

Morning Men! Its Friday! I only need 1 hour today to have my time in, but unfortunately, I dont see myself leaving early. Maybe my normal time, which would be early for this week. I can hurry home and then cut the grass and do all of the weed eating around the ditchline and the fence.

Or maybe I can stay late today....

Matt

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Morning

I guess the dis app does not like me. It doesn't want to post. And times out loading often. Grr

I said not if you are doing it for pictures. And its more funny if they are at the walking stage and cannot agree in a direction to go

No, I think it's just the app. I have issues with it constantly. Most posts I try to make from it fail, when I can connect.

 

[RodBelding]

Morning guys.

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy Birthday to Maria!

 

[Cynergy]

No, I think it's just the app. I have issues with it constantly. Most posts I try to make from it fail, when I can connect.

I cannot even log into the Android version of the app. So other than reading posts it is pretty useless.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

 

[afwdwfan]

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

Seems legit to me. If he wrecks, at least he has a nice cushion.

 

[declansdad]

Morning Guys.

Half day today and then hitting the road for a back-to school shopping trip to Halifax Nova Scotia. Hopefully it won't rain all weekend.

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy Birthday Maria!

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning all…
Survive one more day and I actually get time off that will include time off.
What a novel concept.

And just because I can....

We all know that we’re only here because: “Fed allows it”

Maybe Chick-fil-a should sponsor it. Have the cows carry signs, “We kill more people in one month than these pansy sharks do in one year.” "Eat more chicken or else we are coming after you."

A marketing campaign to die for.

My grandfather raised cattle, and they are faster than you think, especially when feeding them. The real killer is all the methane gas from cows. And being so tasty with all that cholesterol.

Diabolical creatures aren’t they; creating addiction like that by being so tasty.
Worse than the proverbial Shmoo.

Teehee....you said titillation.

I don't know if I believe you.

Why would she like to eat old spaghetti?

Got on a bit of a roll, there.

Friday Eve! Today is DWs bday so out to dinner with the family to celebrate. We move DD back to school Saturday so will be a nice but short getaway for us all. Work thing is way out of whack with first budget miss projection here in over 10 years but it is unfortunately a doosey and not as much fun when having to deal with the ramifications of something like this. That is all for today - be safe out there and look out for all the head stomping Clarabelle cows out there.

A happy belated BD wish for DW.
May the back to school trip go well and may the work tensions lighten up soon.

Would it be bad parenting to stick the twins in one of my shirts at the same time?

Not if you also post pictures of said parenting.

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Z okazji urodzin Maria!

What are you going to do with a girl like Maria?

Buy her a guitar.
Or… you could send her to a convent, but I don’t think things have arrived at that point just yet. So I’d go with the guitar.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy birthday Maria!

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

The bear is the navigator, right?

 

[AirGoofy]

Morning all. Last day in the office for the week.

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

Where's the front view?

I can't wait for school to start.

Would it be bad parenting to stick the twins in one of my shirts at the same time?

No. And better parenting to record it and show it to future prospective dates.

The Mrs says thanks guys. Low key dinner including the Inlaws was nice tonight. We will also get a night out with the 4 of us in Chattanooga Saturday after getting DDs place all set.

We drive thru Chattanooga everytime, but never stop. Is it worth it to try one year?

Evening guys. Hope everyone made it through the day without a violent bovine-related incident. Given the data points shared in the last couple pages though, I doubt that's possible.

I ate a hamburger last night. Does that count?

Pretty funny. Who said it was a motor making the bubbles in the hot tub??

Was that you? C'mon man!

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy Birthday to dd.

Morning Men! Its Friday! I only need 1 hour today to have my time in, but unfortunately, I dont see myself leaving early. Maybe my normal time, which would be early for this week. I can hurry home and then cut the grass and do all of the weed eating around the ditchline and the fence.

I cut my grass last night. I have about 1/5 acre and try to get my dds to cut the grass as a part of their chores. How much is cutting the grass chore for that size lot? And, the weed eater is dead so no trim work.

 

[cj9200]

Morning Guys,

Up at 5 to drive down to the Keys, well actually I was up at about 3:30. This is getting ridiculous. The Pirate Princess is doing her last hurrah of the summer, Rescue Diver certification. So naturally, I had to come down to make sure everything goes OK. They caught 7 sharks yesterday on the boat trip that I wan't invited.

Friday Eve! Today is DWs bday so out to dinner with the family to celebrate. We move DD back to school Saturday so will be a nice but short getaway for us all.

Belated birthday wishes. Hope she had a great day.

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA FROM ALL YOUR DISDAD UNCLES!

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

When I first looked at it I was wondering why a Green Army Man was carrying Lotso and riding a motorcycle. That is what 2 1/2 hours of sleep will do to you.

Seems legit to me. If he wrecks, at least he has a nice cushion.

Works for me. It could also be used as a flotation device in case he drives into a canal.

Happy weekend guys. If I get any interesting pictures, I'll post them.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Top 'O the Mornin Dads! Had a nice low key bday dinner and evening for DW last night so all went well casue if mamma ain't happy .............
Hey look, new ticker! Booked DVC Grand California for a DL spring break trip in March - will be our second trip there. We wanted to do DL for Christmas but could not get a room so changed to WDW. Kids Spring Break schedule snafu resulted in changing DCL trip from March to July. So....... we needed to fill in something for me, DW & DS to do and we decided a week for DL plus some Hollywood, Burbank, drive the coast tourist stuff would work (DD will likely just head to beach with friends on her break). Have a great Friday guys and even better weekend.

Today, our youngest Polish Princess turns 5! Happy Birthday Maria!!

Happy Birthday Maria!

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

Don't know, the things Dads will do for the little girls

‘Morning all…

A happy belated BD wish for DW.
May the back to school trip go well and may the work tensions lighten up soon.

Morning & thanks. How's Max doin with 2nd year school start-up?

We drive thru Chattanooga everytime, but never stop. Is it worth it to try one year?

Has a good Aquarium, but then there is also the Seven Seas, and a minor league baseball team. We like it as it is a relaxing city with some good restaurants, riverfront area and the Aquarium for your DDs. Hotels are also reasonable price in the heart of the city and everything is in walking distance

Morning Guys,

Up at 5 to drive down to the Keys, well actually I was up at about 3:30. This is getting ridiculous. The Pirate Princess is doing her last hurrah of the summer, Rescue Diver certification. So naturally, I had to come down to make sure everything goes OK. They caught 7 sharks yesterday on the boat trip that I wan't invited.

Belated birthday wishes. Hope she had a great day.
Happy weekend guys. If I get any interesting pictures, I'll post them.

Enjoy your weekend as well CJ & thanks for the bday wishes - I will pass them on.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Seems legit to me. If he wrecks, at least he has a nice cushion.

If? Can’t see how he possibly missed putting that cushion to good use.

The bear is the navigator, right?

I think the bear might be the one driving.
He’s certainly smarter than the other fool on the bike

Where's the front view?

Now that… would have been a great picture.

When I first looked at it I was wondering why a Green Army Man was carrying Lotso and riding a motorcycle. That is what 2 1/2 hours of sleep will do to you.

Hey look, new ticker! Booked DVC Grand California for a DL spring break trip in March - will be our second trip there. We wanted to do DL for Christmas but could not get a room so changed to WDW. Kids Spring Break schedule snafu resulted in changing DCL trip from March to July. So....... we needed to fill in something for me, DW & DS to do and we decided a week for DL plus some Hollywood, Burbank, drive the coast tourist stuff would work (DD will likely just head to beach with friends on her break). Have a great Friday guys and even better weekend.

Congrats on the ticker and on working in a trip to the Left Coast.
We’d love to get out there in general and especially to see DL. Current plan to try and do that May of 2017 after the boy graduates. Much has to happen first obviously. In the meantime, we’re building up points on our Dis Visa to help with that. We slap everything that we’d normally either have written check for or used a debit card on and then just pay off the whole amount each month. It builds up gradually but steadily that way.

Morning & thanks. How's Max doin with 2nd year school start-up?

Happier than a hog in slop. Of course this week is 100% music related work. He’s also much more content with the living arrangements this time (and for now). Regular classes will start Monday and then we’ll see what he thinks of the academic courses slated for this semester.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

‘Morning all… Survive one more day and I actually get time off that will include time off. What a novel

Sounds like you more then deserve that time off too. Enjoy.

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[theduck619]

Thanks guys for all of Maria's birthday wishes. She is really enjoying today. I brought her home a helium princess balloon and she cried she was so happy. These kids have really showed me how much the little things in life are what matters.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Thanks guys for all of Maria's birthday wishes. She is really enjoying today. I brought her home a helium princess balloon and she cried she was so happy. These kids have really showed me how much the little things in life are what matters.

It's the little things that make life good!

 

[afwdwfan]

Thanks guys for all of Maria's birthday wishes. She is really enjoying today. I brought her home a helium princess balloon and she cried she was so happy. These kids have really showed me how much the little things in life are what matters.

That is just wonderful. In so many ways. I'm glad she's having a great birthday.