Costco has a Franks Red Hot for wings... but it's WAY to much... DW and DD don't do the hot, and DS is a bit of a daredevil, but still it'll go bad before I get through 1/4 of it.
What is this mythical creature that you speak of? I hear about them once before...something to do with posts on Thanksgiving eve. I think it's just an old wives' tale.