DIS Dads DDC XXVII: Penguins in Paradise!

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

CORPSE COLLECTOR: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing. Heres your nine pence. [hands the CORPSE COLLECTOR money]

DEAD PERSON: Im not dead!

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Here, he says hes not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes he is.

DEAD PERSON: Im not!

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

CORPSE COLLECTOR: He isnt.

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. Hes very ill.

DEAD PERSON: Im getting better!

CUSTOMER: [to DEAD PERSON] No, youre not. Youll be stone dead in a moment.

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Oh, I cant take him like that. Its against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I dont want to go in the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, dont be such a baby.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

CORPSE COLLECTOR: I cant take him...

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: [to CORPSE COLLECTOR] Oh, do us a favor...

CORPSE COLLECTOR: I cant.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He wont be long.

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Naaah, I got to go on to the Robinsons. Theyve lost nine today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think Ill go for a walk!

CUSTOMER: [to DEAD PERSON] Youre not fooling anyone, yknow.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

CUSTOMER: Look, isnt there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy!

[The CUSTOMER looks the other way as the CORPSE COLLECTOR whops the DEAD PERSON on the head]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

 

[RodBelding]

Seriously...next thread...Return of the Penguins?
Who's with me?

 

[declansdad]

Hey, I thought you left.

I did, was trying for the last word.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

CUSTOMER: Look, isnt there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy!
[The CUSTOMER looks the other way as the CORPSE COLLECTOR whops the DEAD PERSON on the head]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

CORPSE COLLECTOR: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

As soon as I saw the bit, this line popped in my head..

 

[AirGoofy]

Seriously...next thread...Return of the Penguins?
Who's with me?

I'm there.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

As soon as I saw the bit, this line popped in my head..

If you’re going to quote…
You might as well quote the true masters

 

[budamacdvcr]

Seriously...next thread...Return of the Penguins?
Who's with me?

Count me in

 

[brettcw23]

A sad face! Really?

 

[RodBelding]

I did, was trying for the last word.

Who would do such a thing?

 

[brettcw23]

Apologies for providing any useful information here...I try to keep it to a minimum.

Just saw free dining plan for Chase Visa card holders in September.
http://www.wdwinfo.com/discounts/disneypackages.htm#visa

 

[RodBelding]

A sad face! Really?

Really.

 

[declansdad]

Let this be the end of the penguins!! close this thread

The penguins will always be watching...lurking just out of sight.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Apologies for providing any useful information here...I try to keep it to a minimum.

Just saw free dining plan for Chase Visa card holders in September.
http://www.wdwinfo.com/discounts/disneypackages.htm#visa

That’s great!!!


Oh, wait…
I can’t go in September!

 

[DisneyFed]

This thing is still alive?

 

[declansdad]

Before we wrap up this thread and open Penguins: The Sequel, I am asking for some prayers.

Got some bad news recently. FIL (only 63 and in pretty good shape) went to the doctors, they ran blood tests and after an anomaly with his platelets count, they sent him to the ER and he was then admitted. The next day he was diagnosed with Leukemia. So the long journey to beating it has begun. The treatment plan is mapped out and from here it's all prayers and probabilities.

Now back to your regularly scheduled post padding.

Hoping for the best for your Dad Brett.

 

[declansdad]

Game on!

Shut it off yet?