DIS Dads DDC XXIV - What Bacon Shortage? We're Full Of It!

[declansdad]

I didn't know Paul Ryan was running the 1/2.

I'd bet Barry's life a Kenyan will win.

As long as the Kenyan doesn't sleep on Seinfield's sofa, he will be fine.

 

[scott2997]

You gonna be at Ohana Sat night too Scott?

You betcha!

I'm rollin' with Chris - ADR @ 6:30p

 

[mm1971]

Here are the lottery facts from an article I was reading. It would cost just under $400M to play every number possible and guarantee a win. The problem is for one person to play that many tickets, it would take 6 years for a lottery machine to print 195 million tickets. So I guess you will all just have to settle for my one lucky number winning. I'll share, I promise.

 

[toughmudder]

As long as the Kenyan doesn't sleep on Seinfield sofa, he will be fine.

 

[disdadIL]

That's the premium AP which is just WDW, the premiere AP is for Both WDW and DL and is 869

Ohhhhhh

 

[afwdwfan]

Do they chant when they run?

I think they chant in their sleep too.

 

[declansdad]

I think they chant in their sleep too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhAtKHn88Xw

 

[AirGoofy]

Actually it's more likely to be a Brazillian. That's who won last year. Yes folks, they run races at Disney. The one in front carries a yellow flag so the rest know where to go. Just like the tour groups!!

Thanks for the info. Next time I see a group, can I go tell them to run in the marathon?

Dang paparazzi. My shrimp peel pile just wants to enjoy dinner in peace.
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What did your shrimp peel pile do to get so famous.

As long as the Kenyan doesn't sleep on Seinfield's sofa, he will be fine.

Here are the lottery facts from an article I was reading. It would cost just under $400M to play every number possible and guarantee a win. The problem is for one person to play that many tickets, it would take 6 years for a lottery machine to print 195 million tickets. So I guess you will all just have to settle for my one lucky number winning. I'll share, I promise.

If Brian would just control the universe and have the Lotto draw the numbers tonight that are on the ticket in my house, then that would be even better. I really don't think he controls the universe.

 

[scott2997]

If Brian would just control the universe and have the Lotto draw the numbers tonight that are on the ticket in my house, then that would be even better. I really don't think he controls the universe.

Brian's response will be that he is indeed controlling the universe with the fact that you're not winning!

 

[AirGoofy]

I am a product of Illinois schools you know so six word thoughts are all I have.

Way to hang on to that one.

Hi guys. Greetings from Huntington, IN. Hometown of Dan Quayle. Insert your joke here!

Potatoe? Or, if Canadian, potutute.

Just recieved a call from DW...once again she has won tickets to Disney on Ice for the end of December. Another Christmas gift for the kids scored!

Excellent. Good get.

 

[AirGoofy]

Brian's response will be that he is indeed controlling the universe with the fact that you're not winning!

But, he is not winning either.

Here you go.

I meant the other type. The ones that guard your house.

 

[afwdwfan]

Brian's response will be that he is indeed controlling the universe with the fact that you're not winning!

He only controls the universe in Canada and that barely even counts.

 

[Goofy + 3]

Thanks for the info. Next time I see a group, can I go tell them to run in the marathon?

If you speak Portuguese, sure! Just tell them to run the Boston Marathon. Or Chicago, or New York...

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Actually it's more likely to be a Brazillian. That's who won last year. Yes folks, they run races at Disney. The one in front carries a yellow flag so the rest know where to go. Just like the tour groups!!

 

[AirGoofy]

Today's tests were all with breathing/lung capacity, trying to get to the source of the coughing fits. Diagnosis so far will require me to get puffers, but I have another test in a few weeks to confirm it. Lungs themselves have checked out. Next week I get the bronchiostomy (??whatever) Where they stick the camera down my throat and check the airways for abnormalites, make sure it is okay. Doc thinks though, it was what we first expected, that the force and pure power of my coughing ruptured blood vessels, causing the blood.
....

They don't sound like fun tests. Hope all is confirmed.

Ok, I've put some thought into that one, and I think it will actually be a part of the Decathlon that will hit all 4 parks...

1. Kitchen Sink
2. Attempt to break the DDC Beverly record
3. Mission Space Orange
4. Sum of all thrills... and no sissy designs
5. Eat a Turkey leg at DHS
6. Tower of Terror
7. Rock n Rollercoaster
8. Primeval Whirl
9. Pork Shank at Gaston's Tavern
10. Teacups while enjoying a Dole Whip

And to celebrate the accomplishment... Dinner at Ohana.

A real good Top 10 ten list. As for the Park Hopper option, there would have to be a scavenger hunt thing. Too win, it would be the dad who was in a picture with the most attractions, but there would have to be a minimum number at each park. Or, you could make a weird scavenger hunt list where the winner would be the dad would have to be in picture with a stranger drinking a beer in one park, a picture with a stranger wearing a MLB hat in a different park, picture with a Brazillian tour group, etc.

Still won't stop me from asking you questions and perusing the resale listings....

Ask away. I still want to double up my contracts to stay in 1 BRs each trip, but it probably won't happen.

We were wondering where you were. Thought Stitch might have left the mailbox and taken you out.
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He sneaks out every now and then. I just wish he would take out the cat.

 

[AirGoofy]

If you speak Portugese, sure! Just tell them to run the Boston Marathon. Or Chicago, or New York...

How do you say squirrel or marathon in Brazillian, er um, Portuguese?

So if upper Canada is actually at the bottom, maybe all those crazy "u"s that they put in stuff are actually supposed to be "n"s. Hmmm.....

Maybe Brian controls the Us.

now you know and knowing is half the battle.
6.

Life's lessons from Gi Joe. The only one better was life lessons from Hulk Hogan - it's the training, prayers, and vitamins (aka steroids).

 

[Goofy + 3]

How do you say squirrel or marathon in Brazillian, er um, Portuguese?

Esquilo!

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

He only controls the universe in Canada and that barely even counts.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Maybe Brian controls the Us.

"Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

Life's lessons from Gi Joe. The only one better was life lessons from Hulk Hogan - it's the training, prayers, and vitamins (aka steroids).

Ico-Pro!

 

[mm1971]

Thanks for the info. Next time I see a group, can I go tell them to run in the marathon?



What did your shrimp peel pile do to get so famous.







If Brian would just control the universe and have the Lotto draw the numbers tonight that are on the ticket in my house, then that would be even better. I really don't think he controls the universe.

Brian's response will be that he is indeed controlling the universe with the fact that you're not winning!

He only controls the universe in Canada and that barely even counts.

Does it count if he only controls Canada? Be careful what you say about Brian, his army of zombie polar bears and penguins will be unleashed throughout the US.