Hey Darcy....
A guy is walking through Home Depot and spots an old high school friend. Joe he says, it's been 40 years, What have you been up to?
"Well I have been married and divorced twice and I'm on marriage number 3. In fact I'm looking for my wife now, she always gets lost in these big stores. What about you Bob?"
"Same thing as you, I'm looking for my wife. Let's look together, what does your wife look like?"
Well she's 28 years old, about 5'8", blonde with a great body. What about yours?
"Forget about my wife, let's look for yours!"