DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

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Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[scott2997]

Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

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Once the cop pulled over Fed....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning

 

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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Fed is called Logic

 

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When Fed wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

 

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Fed can cut through a hot knife with butter

 

[theduck619]

Fed once caught a gator fishing. It was a belt and boots when he got home.

 

[middlepat]

Fed can dry clothes underwater.

 

[theduck619]

Jimmy Hoffa is not missing, he is hiding from FED

 

[middlepat]

At Halloween, ghosts and monsters sit around the campfire telling Fed stories...

 

[middlepat]

Fed doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.

 

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Fed doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.

 

[theduck619]

FED craps .50 caliber bullets

 

[middlepat]

Fed once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

 

[theduck619]

FED doesn't Google, He already knows what he needs to know

 

[middlepat]

Fed can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

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Death once had a near-Fed experience

 

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When the president pushes the big red button Fed's cell phone rings

 

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Fed never laughed in the face of death...he finds nothing amusing about his own reflection.

 

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Fed doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone