DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

[thheaton]

good morning my happy toy playing nemisis, I found this just for you
http://www.zoodles.com/landing/pres...online-games?gclid=CMje97O49a4CFYuK4AodJ2jGLQ
have fun playing these games

Hello nemesis
Im not interested, it didn't seem to help you learn the days of the week.

 

[wasnotafan]

Morning gents. I'm here rather than elsewhere. Or am I?

The drama continues at work but thankfully I am out visiting county agents the next 3 days so I should avoid most of it. We haven't hit the Dean level yet, but are just one step below. If people would just do their own work and not worry about what others are doing life would be simpler and I might accomplish what I am getting paid to do.

 

[RodBelding]

Morning guys.

Morning gents. I'm here rather than elsewhere. Or am I?

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

[DisneyDadC]

Good morning guys

Morning David. Hope it is a good one for everyone out there.

Morning Guys!!

Had a good weekend with the brother, and took Monday off to drive him to the airport. So, today is in fact my Monday. Hopefully, it will be a quick week and I can get back to playing MW3.

Matt

Morning, guys! How are things? Trying to catch up. Where are we lately? Mostly here? Or elsewhere?

Morning Folks...

Chris, haven't seen ya 'round for a while. We are everywhere...

Hard to keep up sometimes.

Good morning. time to get some work done for class today and then go for a run.

Mornin' guys

Let me switch this up a bit....

11 Days!

Morning gents. I'm here rather than elsewhere. Or am I?

The drama continues at work but thankfully I am out visiting county agents the next 3 days so I should avoid most of it. We haven't hit the Dean level yet, but are just one step below. If people would just do their own work and not worry about what others are doing life would be simpler and I might accomplish what I am getting paid to do.

Morning guys.



Wherever you go, there you are.

Good Morning Gentlemen

I was going to single quote these but opted for the multi quote.Did not want to run up my post count.People would see all my post and start to think that maybe I started having something intelligent to say.

 

[thheaton]

Morning guys.



Wherever you go, there you are.

Good morning

Good Morning Gentlemen

I was going to single quote these but opted for the multi quote.Did not want to run up my post count.People would see all my post and start to think that maybe I started having something intelligent to say.

Don't want to confuse your audience.

 

[katoot]

Good Morning Gentlemen

I was going to single quote these but opted for the multi quote.Did not want to run up my post count.People would see all my post and start to think that maybe I started having something intelligent to say.

Oh, don't worry. That will never happen.

 

[afwdwfan]

Good morning guys. I get to spend the next 2 days speaking to 4th graders about farm safety. Say a prayer for me.

 

[theduck619]

Good morning guys. I get to spend the next 2 days speaking to 4th graders about farm safety. Say a prayer for me.

Prayers your way.

Safety rule #1 - Don't milk the bull

 

[RodBelding]

Good Morning Gentlemen

I was going to single quote these but opted for the multi quote.Did not want to run up my post count.People would see all my post and start to think that maybe I started having something intelligent to say.

This kind of multi-use quote is a dying breed around here these days... Kudos!

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Morning all…

It seems that the calendar has finally caught up with near two months of reality and declared that spring has officially begun. If that’s the trend, I’m concerned for the heat index that will arrive in mid May and I don’t even want to think about August or September.


But it is awful nice outside right now…


Oh yah, and thanks for the discussion on wireless printers. I’m in the market for one and now I have a few that work for the rest of ya’ that I can research.

thank you so maple syrup and sugar are off limits ? Damn i would be just like vinny people would look at me weird

Well… if that’s want you really want to do. Actually, that’s the reason that a lot of folks will say that they don’t like grits. They tried it once at an IHOP (or worse); figured it was the same thing as oatmeal or cream-of-wheat and drowned ‘em in sugar and syrup. Grits ain’t “breakfast food”; they’re a side dish or a base. You wouldn’t put sugar on potatoes, or hash browns, or rice or pasta.


OK… enough about grits. I’ll let that subject go (for now ).

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Good morning guys. I get to spend the next 2 days speaking to 4th graders about farm safety. Say a prayer for me.

I ought to be cheering for the forth graders to bring you down in defeat, but…

It’s a subject you know well, and that I’m sure many of them need to hear.
I suspect you’ll do well.

Safety rule #1 - Don't milk the bull

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Good morning guys. I get to spend the next 2 days speaking to 4th graders about farm safety. Say a prayer for me.

Are you bringing pictures?
"And this is what happens when your arm gets caught in a PTO."
"And this is what happens when your stick your finger in a pinch point"
"And this is what happens when you dive head first into corn chopper."

Sort of a agricultural "scared straight" program.

Prayers your way.

Safety rule #1 - Don't milk the bull

True story - back when they were in high school, my sister's boyfriend (now husband) was out at the farm trying to help out. My brother pointed to a steer and said "go milk that one." He got down and starting trying but figured something was up when my brother actually fell to the floor laughing.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

When work slows downgood oneI can't breathe!

After the staff meeting we just had, I really needed to see this.

 

[theduck619]

Are you bringing pictures?
"And this is what happens when your arm gets caught in a PTO."
"And this is what happens when your stick your finger in a pinch point"
"And this is what happens when you dive head first into corn chopper."

Sort of a agricultural "scared straight" program.
QUOTE]

I was thinking, "Guess the animal poop"

 

[that's nice]

Are you bringing pictures?
"And this is what happens when your arm gets caught in a PTO."
"And this is what happens when your stick your finger in a pinch point"
"And this is what happens when you dive head first into corn chopper.".

HUH?

 

[DisDadDoc]

HUH?

Barry grew up on a farm. Nice interest, Tim... ;-)

Wherever you go, there you are.

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.

 

[DisDadDoc]

Something I know this group of Dads with daughters will appreciate.

Had the Father-Daughter Girl Scout dance this weekend (during the Georgetown game!) They played a Steven Curtis Chapman song called Cinderella. If you've never heard it before (and I hadn't), check it out. Sure to trigger your allergies...

 

[FreezinRafiki]

HUH?

OK, city boy. We'll take this slow.

"And this is what happens when your arm gets caught in a PTO."
The PTO (Power Take Off) is the spinny thing on the back of a tractor that sends power from the engine to whatever it is that you're working. If your arm gets caught in it - no more arm.

"And this is what happens when your stick your finger in a pinch point"
A pinch point is where two giant metal plates pinch together, typically with extreme prejudice. Your finger is in there then it pinches - no more finger.

"And this is what happens when you dive head first into corn chopper."
A corn chopper is run by a tractor's PTO (you were paying attention earlier, right?) It basically has all sorts of violet teeth and gears and blades that take 7 foot high corn stalks and makes them into itty bitty tiny pieces. If you dive head first into one - no more you.


(Of course I kid about all of this stuff, but I've seen the results of two of the three of the events I described above. Working on a farm is very dangerous business.)

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Something I know this group of Dads with daughters will appreciate.

Had the Father-Daughter Girl Scout dance this weekend (during the Georgetown game!) They played a Steven Curtis Chapman song called Cinderella. If you've never heard it before (and I hadn't), check it out. Sure to trigger your allergies...

Awesome song. Even more heartbreaking when you know the story behind it.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Something I know this group of Dads with daughters will appreciate.

Had the Father-Daughter Girl Scout dance this weekend (during the Georgetown game!) They played a Steven Curtis Chapman song called Cinderella. If you've never heard it before (and I hadn't), check it out. Sure to trigger your allergies...

Been there, heard that, got some dust in my eyes too.

Awesome song. Even more heartbreaking when you know the story behind it.