DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[twokids0204]

Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Fed invented Tom Cruise... not even Fed is perfect.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

As a boy Fed used the White crayon. On White paper.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

What would a Klondike bar do for Fed?

Fed doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed invented Tom Cruise... not even Fed is perfect.

Blasphemy. I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you...

 

[twokids0204]

As a boy Fed used the White crayon. On White paper.

And the Beatles used it as an Album Cover.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

[RodBelding]

And the Beatles used it as an Album Cover.

Well played!

 

[twokids0204]

Fed doesn't bowl, the pins fall on their own.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed has the heart of a lion. In a jar. In his shed.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can make orange juice out of bananas.

 

[twokids0204]

When Fed eat's Rice Krispies they don't say a word!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Thousands of years ago Fed came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed can slam a revolving door.

 

[twokids0204]

Fed can beat you in tic tac toe in only two moves.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

You will love this!​

And with this, I'm off to bed.

Randall Out!

 

[twokids0204]

The highest level of government is named after Fed.

 

[RodBelding]

FEd can speak Russian... in Chinese...