DIS Dads DDC XIX - Squirrel!

[twokids0204]

Howard Stern - AGT

 

[twokids0204]

I was watching the Marlins vs. Red Sox game the other day looking for CJ and Crash in the crowd.

 

[twokids0204]

Anyone see "The Lorax"

I may see it tonight...

 

[twokids0204]

Anyone see "The Lorax"

I may see it tonight...

There is a community "Fun Fair" around the corner from me... They are showing it tonight.

Rides and carnival games all weekend.

 

[twokids0204]

Anyone see "The Lorax"

I may see it tonight...

There is a community "Fun Fair" around the corner from me... They are showing it tonight.

Rides and carnival games all weekend.

Last Year they showed Gnomeo and Juliet...

No no, not Romeo... Gnomeo, see they recreated the story, but with Garden Gnomes.

 

[twokids0204]

Last Year they showed Gnomeo and Juliet...

No no, not Romeo... Gnomeo, see they recreated the story, but with Garden Gnomes.

It si very creative...

Next I'd like to see Hamlet, but have it starring a little pig.

 

[twokids0204]

It si very creative...

Next I'd like to see Hamlet, but have it starring a little pig.

I know it could star SCOTT!

 

[twokids0204]

I know it could star SCOTT!

Even on his Birthday I can still be a worthy nemesis...

 

[twokids0204]

Don't worry Norm... your 500 is safe...

I am giving up shortly.

 

[twokids0204]

Don't worry Norm... your 500 is safe...

I am giving up shortly.

The only motivation to continue is to avoid the new addition to the signature.

I mean really, come on... the signature?

 

[wasnotafan]

Happy birthday Scott!

 

[jmwest]

I tried smoking a Brian once. Couldn't keep him lit for the life of me.

Whoa, hey there. This is a family board...

 

[twokids0204]

The only motivation to continue is to avoid the new addition to the signature.

I mean really, come on... the signature?

Speaking of Signatures... Haven't seen Turkey Lurkey for a while...

Hey katoot... first off, hope everything is going smooth with your double package... secondly, how's Turkey?

 

[wasnotafan]

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few pints and I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember...

 

[twokids0204]

Happy birthday Scott!

We got a new thread...

May want to take that there, it's likely to get lost here...

 

[twokids0204]

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few pints and I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you stupid idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember...

 

[wasnotafan]

Almost missed a thread closing!

 

[twokids0204]

My kids told me this joke:

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

[twokids0204]

My kids told me this joke:

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogy in it...

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Speaking of Signatures... Haven't seen Turkey Lurkey for a while...

Hey katoot... first off, hope everything is going smooth with your double package... secondly, how's Turkey?

He's around on Facebook a lot. Seems to be doing OK.