DIS Dads DDC SPECIAL EDITION: LEAP DAY THREAD... Randall's Thread - ONE DAY to Race on Through

[AirGoofy]

pumpkin or sweet potato

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[stopher1]

Geeze, I found out I owe them... a lot

Starting ours now.

 

[AirGoofy]

pumpkin or sweet potato

rockin pie ownage

 

[wasnotafan]

Gas is $3.75 a gallon here.

 

[katoot]

On a recycling bin.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

 

[thheaton]

 

[AirGoofy]

Starting ours now.

not today. More posting

 

[afwdwfan]

popcorn is a good snack, minus butter. Pepsi is not. Go with water.

Ours is all fake-buttery-oil smothered... but very, very delicious.

I've really fallen off the wagon lately. I went about a year of rarely ever drinking any carbonated drinks, but I haven't been very good the past month or so.

 

[stopher1]

 

[wasnotafan]

Milk is $4.19 a gallon.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

On a recycling bin.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

pumpkin or sweet potato

Pumpkin

 

[stopher1]

Gas is $3.75 a gallon here.

$3.87 here, though I paid $3.36 at Costco yesterday

 

[thheaton]

 

[katoot]