Marci, take care of yourself! I hope you can get to the Dr. and get some antibiotics!
I hope Michael's surgery goes well and his recovery is speedy!
Good luck getting your assignment finished! I would definitely apply for the position because they may not get any applicants who meet ALL of the specifications.
I was going to suggest the one from
Disney Store! The ones from Disney Shopping are flimsy fabric, which I didn't know when I bought ours.

We all have one and we don't use them. You might be able to order one from Disney DelivEARS which is actual park merchandise. I have also gotten at least one lanyard from EvilBay for a decent price. Keep in mind they retail for $5, so you don't want to pay more than that.