And then there's us, where chaos and mayhem reign supreme!

In elementary the bus kids go out the front door and the carpool kids go out the back door and it is complete insanity.
I have no idea where the middle school buses load and unload. Actually never thought about it until right this second.

Carpool is a free for all.
Then we have other unique and wonderful features like the metal detectors and the drug sniffing dogs and that sort of thing. Joy, joy.
DS asked me the other day if he has street smarts or book smarts.
Bless his heart, he really doesn't have either one. Hopefully by the time he graduates he will have a bit of both.
We just had a long chat about the Tango Blast prison gang because kids are imitating the gang by drawing on their arms with pens. I needed to make sure DS knew what Tango was and understood how dangerous it is to draw their symbols on your arm or your folder or whatever. The gang requires prison for initiation, and they get very disgruntled if anyone who has not been to prison tries to pass themselves off as members.