DAY 9 : Islands of many Adventures and a hair disaster!

DixieAmos

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Day started the same as yesterday. Parked in the concrete monster and then walked for miles and miles and miles to reach the gates. Cuthbert had left the tickets in the car. I told him to go back and get them. He said "Why should I have to go?". I told him he had mislead me for 6 years about his hair (or lack of it), he kept us waiting every time he vomitted, he had left the tickets and I was not going for them. I was just about to hit him when Yasmin stepped in. She told us to behave like grown ups and sent Cuthbert to the car for the tickets. I thanked Yasmin and had a little cry. I do not like to be upset. Yasmin is a lovely person. When Cuthbert returned he apologised for being unreasonable.

First ride was the Hulk rollering coaster with Yasmin which was amazing. Next I took Cuthbert on the Doom viewing tower. It was different to the one at Seaworld. We figured the harness was because this viewing tower was not enclosed. Cuthbert nearly died when we were shot up into the air like a rocket. I got a fright but after the initial shock I laughed. Cuthbert vomitted and told me he had lost his hair again. His hair met us at the bottom. We collected it and left promptly. The hired help had vomit on his shoulder! Did not bother with the spiderman ride as we are Batman fans. Headed to Dr Seuss place. Yasmin took the children on the carousel and fish thing. I did not want to get wet. While we waited for them to come off I glued Cuthberts toupee onto his head to save me from further embarrassment. We all went on Cat in the Hat. How cute. Cuthbert felt sick but he managed to control himself for once!

Next Yasmin and I went on Duelling Dragons. What a fabulous rollering coaster. I am turning into a thrill ride yankie! Onto Jurassic Park next. No queue. Amos loved the dinosaurs. I was scared, especially when one hissed "Veronica" at me. How did it know my name? At the end of the drop my hair was a mess but Cuthbert still had his attached to his head so that was good. Had a meal at the restuarant next to the drop. The children enjoyed waiting to be splashed from the boats. Had we brought some shampoo Yasmin could have washed their hair.LOL.

Next onto the Toon Lagoon place, I was disappointed with the lack of Disney characters. My children do not know these Toon persons although Cuthbert did like Betty Boon. We all went on a log thing. I put my hat on to protect my hair but it was no help. Hat and hair ruined! Went onto Popeye ring thing next. Some persons were wearing bin liners and Yasmin put on her Seaworld pancho but they would irritate my skin and I do have my reputation to consider. I complained when I exited this ride. My clothes were ruined. I looked like I had been swimming. Cuthbert looked like he had done a full cycle in a washing machine! The hired help informed me there were warning signs about getting wet. I said I hadn`t noticed the signs and they should have a loud speaker warning. Dixie told the hired help that I read the signs to her. WE LEFT!! I honestly did not expect more than a splash. There was no need for them to get you that wet. Squelched all the way back to the car.

Once at the hotel I went to the hairdresser. Bless, I look gorgeous again. Cuthbert went to the bar and the hired help poured him a whisky without Cuthbert asking for it. That is what I call service. Yasmin took the children to the Magic Kingdom. Cuthbert and I went for a walk on the Grand Floridian Beach. I showed him the wedding pavillion and asked if he would like to renew our wedding vows. He declined saying he would never ever forget the day he married me. How sweet!

Tomorrow : Swimming with sharks at Typhoon Lagoon and then we will be going to Downtown Disneyworld.

Love always
Veronica
 
Oh DixieAmos,

Deep Joy, I'm trying to type this with tears rolling down my face! - ROTFLOL!

Keep it up and keep 'em coming!

(It's even funnier as I think that there are a lot of people out there who just don't get it!).

:earseek: :crazy: :wave: :earseek: :crazy: :wave: :earseek: :crazy: :wave: :earseek: :crazy: :wave:

Your humble servant,

Bonzo.
 
Thanks for giving me such a good laugh Veronica.

I can imagine Cuthbert going round and round in the washing machine. Glad he managed to keep his hair on Jurassic Park.

Look forward to your next report.
 

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ROTFLOL!!!!

He declined saying he would never ever forget the day he married me. How sweet!

I am sure he will never forget that day!!! :rolleyes:

Great report, as always!!!
 
LOL...I love your reports, Veronica!! Can't wait for the next installment!! :)
 
Just catching up on the last couple of days -

Next time you'll know that you have to ask politely before you ride so they will not get you wet on the rides.

LOL
 
Bonzo, I am one of those you mentioned; I JUST DON'T GET IT! Everyone of these reports leave me scratching my head and saying, "Huh?" :confused:
Is this for real, or a preview to a new National Lampoon movie? And who is 'Gary'? I thought her name was Veronica! :confused:
 
I sure do hope they take care of that problem with the Disney characters befor I get there on 6/19! Your trip reports are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim:wave: :wave: :wave:
 
ROTFL

I can't help it, Veronica, the pictures going through my mind are hilarious. So sorry you had such a "wet" day. Thank goodness you can dry off quickly in the heat! :)
 
Veronica - Your trip reports are the best! :)

They NEED to made into a Disney movie of the week!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Indeed you do really get wet on Popeye's.... But a great report in any case. :)
 
Wishydoo a movie would be nice.

Love always
Veronica
 














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