Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies
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When we last saw our hero, Dan, RoutemanDan, he was drifting out to sea but his ship had come in if you catch my drift. Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge say no more.
What will Bob Dole do?
Will Kev be safe in the hot tub full of Nyquil and Green tape babes without his little blue friends?
The bottle of Dom Perignon 1993 is upside down in a sterling silver bucket. A womans playfully giggles just as the new story ends. Oh Dan she whispers, Dont worry these things happen.
Oh Dan? It is another voice, another female voice but tinny as if transmitted over two cans with a string between them. The voice is coming from a small digital camera and a face appears on the camera screen. Oh Dan? Hope you are not busy. "M" needs to see you right away.
Right now Moneypenny? Dan asks, Things are hoping to look up here
Straight away Dan.
Right, Dan mutters. Tell Kev. he is getting to be a pain.
M wishes to see you right away Dan, the woman on the camera monitor says adding, M is most insistent, SHE wishes to see you at once.
She? Dan laughs, What without his little blue friends we are now referring to Kev as she?
You watch these movies often Dan? the voice asks. Do you know the cast changes? ANYONE can be replaced, if you catch my drift, DAN!
What are you trying to say? Dan thinks out loud.
Think George Lazenby. The voice says.
OH! Dans thoughts are interrupted when he hears a watch ring.
Ill get it! Dans mysterious partner says demurely slipping on a piece of lingerie that you will have to imagine (until EROS post a picture) and picking up a ringing wrist watch. Yes Report to M New threat Thanks. Bye.
Hey! Dan exclaims, Tell Money Penny I got the message on the camera. She didnt need to go phoning the watch too.... Hey Why are you taking my calls? Im the secret agent here!
Oh you heard. Okay then. She smiles but looks off towards where the Horizon Pavilion was and asks, You hear that?
Yes I heard. Dan fumes going into a rant, Moneypenny is getting out of line
No! Not her! Listen!
In the distance they hear the buzz of jet skis. The noise is growing quickly louder. Slime green Jet Skis are closing fast and some how the riders are shooting. The dubiousness of shooting straight from a bouncing Jet Ski not withstanding, bullets started whizzing all around.
Dan is grazed by a bullet as he pulls a discarded blanket of the floor of the boat, grabs some objects of the floor as and pushes the mysterious Jen over board shoving a small aluminum cylinder in her mouth.
Realizing what it is she starts to breathe from the tiny only-in-the-movies scuba gear. They pull on standard issue 007 scuba gear; full wetsuit, latest buoyancy compensator, weights, knife, underwater propulsion scooter, etc for him, air tank and teeny weenie bikini for her.
More improbable than the shooting from Jet Skis, given they were last seen in fresh water, they are somehow menaced by a shark, drawn by the sent of blood coming from Dans arm. (Writer's note: I would like to that this opportunity and apologize for not including a shark scene in the original D, RMD epic. It was a significant oversight on my part and hope that readers will forgive me. I hope the bikini strap in this next sentence makes up for it.) Charging Dan, the sharks tooth grazes Dans dates shoulder cutting one of her bikini straps.
Dan isnt about to let any shark, sea or one of Jimmy Buffets land swimming variety, cut in on his woman. Incensed he stuffs his air tank into the monsters mouth and manages to detonate the compressed air causing the shark to explode. Practicing a little mouth to mouth they share the air and swim away from the Jet Skis slowly circling above.
They swim for awhile and surface of all places, as if you haven't surrendered all disbelief already, in San Francisco bay at Alcatraz Island. Dan, RoutemanDan is Back!
(I will NOT be doing Daily D,RMD trip reports like last time D,RMD may be a hero but I'm not. Maybe one or two a week.)
When we last saw our hero, Dan, RoutemanDan, he was drifting out to sea but his ship had come in if you catch my drift. Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge say no more.
Some time later Dan is brought down to reality when he learns of a news story on Drug Counterfeiting that details tens of thousands of bogus Viagra pills. This could explain a lot Dan thought.
What will Bob Dole do?
Will Kev be safe in the hot tub full of Nyquil and Green tape babes without his little blue friends?
The bottle of Dom Perignon 1993 is upside down in a sterling silver bucket. A womans playfully giggles just as the new story ends. Oh Dan she whispers, Dont worry these things happen.
Oh Dan? It is another voice, another female voice but tinny as if transmitted over two cans with a string between them. The voice is coming from a small digital camera and a face appears on the camera screen. Oh Dan? Hope you are not busy. "M" needs to see you right away.
Right now Moneypenny? Dan asks, Things are hoping to look up here
Straight away Dan.
Right, Dan mutters. Tell Kev. he is getting to be a pain.
M wishes to see you right away Dan, the woman on the camera monitor says adding, M is most insistent, SHE wishes to see you at once.
She? Dan laughs, What without his little blue friends we are now referring to Kev as she?
You watch these movies often Dan? the voice asks. Do you know the cast changes? ANYONE can be replaced, if you catch my drift, DAN!
What are you trying to say? Dan thinks out loud.
Think George Lazenby. The voice says.
OH! Dans thoughts are interrupted when he hears a watch ring.
Ill get it! Dans mysterious partner says demurely slipping on a piece of lingerie that you will have to imagine (until EROS post a picture) and picking up a ringing wrist watch. Yes Report to M New threat Thanks. Bye.
Hey! Dan exclaims, Tell Money Penny I got the message on the camera. She didnt need to go phoning the watch too.... Hey Why are you taking my calls? Im the secret agent here!
Oh you heard. Okay then. She smiles but looks off towards where the Horizon Pavilion was and asks, You hear that?
Yes I heard. Dan fumes going into a rant, Moneypenny is getting out of line
No! Not her! Listen!
In the distance they hear the buzz of jet skis. The noise is growing quickly louder. Slime green Jet Skis are closing fast and some how the riders are shooting. The dubiousness of shooting straight from a bouncing Jet Ski not withstanding, bullets started whizzing all around.
Dan is grazed by a bullet as he pulls a discarded blanket of the floor of the boat, grabs some objects of the floor as and pushes the mysterious Jen over board shoving a small aluminum cylinder in her mouth.
Realizing what it is she starts to breathe from the tiny only-in-the-movies scuba gear. They pull on standard issue 007 scuba gear; full wetsuit, latest buoyancy compensator, weights, knife, underwater propulsion scooter, etc for him, air tank and teeny weenie bikini for her.
More improbable than the shooting from Jet Skis, given they were last seen in fresh water, they are somehow menaced by a shark, drawn by the sent of blood coming from Dans arm. (Writer's note: I would like to that this opportunity and apologize for not including a shark scene in the original D, RMD epic. It was a significant oversight on my part and hope that readers will forgive me. I hope the bikini strap in this next sentence makes up for it.) Charging Dan, the sharks tooth grazes Dans dates shoulder cutting one of her bikini straps.
Dan isnt about to let any shark, sea or one of Jimmy Buffets land swimming variety, cut in on his woman. Incensed he stuffs his air tank into the monsters mouth and manages to detonate the compressed air causing the shark to explode. Practicing a little mouth to mouth they share the air and swim away from the Jet Skis slowly circling above.
They swim for awhile and surface of all places, as if you haven't surrendered all disbelief already, in San Francisco bay at Alcatraz Island. Dan, RoutemanDan is Back!
(I will NOT be doing Daily D,RMD trip reports like last time D,RMD may be a hero but I'm not. Maybe one or two a week.)
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Thanks Bennet for giving my fix 
Great as usual!
Great as usual!
HEY!!!!!!!!
I thought I signed for a multi story deal. I'm going to have to talk to my manager! You all know HER! Where is NICOLE! We have got to talk! I didnt think my demands were too much. I mean all stars should have a personal masseuse named Debbie and of course a personal assistant Holly to handle all my music needs. I really need the trailer and the special buffet. One must keep good care of ones self when you are before the public. HMMMMMM we shall see. Maybe we could start our own show "Who wants to marry a klombar"
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Bonus - I forgot how much fun these are to write here the next Scene
D,RMD II: Scene II - Universal Exports
Alcatraz! Did I say Alcatraz? What was I smoking?
No Wait dont answer that!
I was just cracking a little joke.
Our hero and heroin er.. heroine were in the World Showcase Lagoon. They swam to Odyssey Center. Now anyone could confuse it with Alcatraz. Abandoned, ugly, empty, island to itself I mean how can you tell them apart?
This place looks like and old abandoned prison. Dan says to his wet bikini clad compatriot as if to prove my point. (Eros Im thinking Ursula Andress here)
Yeah. Ugly, Abandoned, Island to Itself, looks like Alcatraz. Anyone could confuse them. She agrees. Here in this door, she says pulling Dan towards a very non descript entry marked Universal Exports
Realizing that she is about to enter into his cover job and find that it is a spy control center he attempts to steer her away. Too late she is through the door. Fortunately there is a false facade facing them.
The receptionist looks up at them glancing between the two of them with quizzical looks. Her eyes clearly recognized Dan. Dan realizes that arriving with company is the source of confusion.
Right, ah hello. Dan says behaving as if he doesnt know his own headquarters. Seizing an idea he says, Is there perhaps someplace this lovely lady could change out of these wet things - While I make inquiries within? he asks the receptionist.
She responds, looking more confused and looking at Jen, Why yes... of course. You will be wanting M, I suppose.
Shocked that she would reveal a top secret code name but unwilling to breach security himself Dan looks blankly at the receptionist and simply states, Why no I would we would just like to freshen up a bit.
Jen stares at Dan as if he has lost his mind. The receptionist is bewildered. Dan steps off toward a restroom sign and says, Now dear, I may be a bit detained changing out of these so if you are dried off first just wait for me outside. He shoves Jen into the ladies room and steps into the mens room glaring at the receptionist for risking a breach of security.
Dan changes, doubles back, checks the reception area and front for Jen but find no trace. He rushes past the receptionist tut-tutting about security and heads for Ms office. Moneypenny is there but the door to Ms office is closed.
Moneypenny is trying to get Dans attention in a soft low voice. Dan is fuming about the receptionist and is slow on the pickup.
Dan! Listen there isnt much time. Kev has gone missing. She hisses
I thought he multi story deal? He didn't get all emotional again did he? Dan interrupts.
No- Yes No I mean there is a new M and M wants she starts to whispers.
M & M Dan asks?
No! M is in
M is not Eminem! I cant stand that rap crap! Dan blurts out.
No M is .. The door to Ms office opens, in Moneypenny looks back at her screen as if Dan were just another office visitor. You may go in now Dan. M is expecting you.
Dan steps toward the open door more confused than ever but stops cold when he sees who is coming out....
Next Scene Who's M?
D,RMD II: Scene II - Universal Exports
Alcatraz! Did I say Alcatraz? What was I smoking?
No Wait dont answer that!
I was just cracking a little joke.
Our hero and heroin er.. heroine were in the World Showcase Lagoon. They swam to Odyssey Center. Now anyone could confuse it with Alcatraz. Abandoned, ugly, empty, island to itself I mean how can you tell them apart?
This place looks like and old abandoned prison. Dan says to his wet bikini clad compatriot as if to prove my point. (Eros Im thinking Ursula Andress here)
Yeah. Ugly, Abandoned, Island to Itself, looks like Alcatraz. Anyone could confuse them. She agrees. Here in this door, she says pulling Dan towards a very non descript entry marked Universal Exports
Realizing that she is about to enter into his cover job and find that it is a spy control center he attempts to steer her away. Too late she is through the door. Fortunately there is a false facade facing them.
The receptionist looks up at them glancing between the two of them with quizzical looks. Her eyes clearly recognized Dan. Dan realizes that arriving with company is the source of confusion.
Right, ah hello. Dan says behaving as if he doesnt know his own headquarters. Seizing an idea he says, Is there perhaps someplace this lovely lady could change out of these wet things - While I make inquiries within? he asks the receptionist.
She responds, looking more confused and looking at Jen, Why yes... of course. You will be wanting M, I suppose.
Shocked that she would reveal a top secret code name but unwilling to breach security himself Dan looks blankly at the receptionist and simply states, Why no I would we would just like to freshen up a bit.
Jen stares at Dan as if he has lost his mind. The receptionist is bewildered. Dan steps off toward a restroom sign and says, Now dear, I may be a bit detained changing out of these so if you are dried off first just wait for me outside. He shoves Jen into the ladies room and steps into the mens room glaring at the receptionist for risking a breach of security.
Dan changes, doubles back, checks the reception area and front for Jen but find no trace. He rushes past the receptionist tut-tutting about security and heads for Ms office. Moneypenny is there but the door to Ms office is closed.
Moneypenny is trying to get Dans attention in a soft low voice. Dan is fuming about the receptionist and is slow on the pickup.
Dan! Listen there isnt much time. Kev has gone missing. She hisses
I thought he multi story deal? He didn't get all emotional again did he? Dan interrupts.
No- Yes No I mean there is a new M and M wants she starts to whispers.
M & M Dan asks?
No! M is in
M is not Eminem! I cant stand that rap crap! Dan blurts out.
No M is .. The door to Ms office opens, in Moneypenny looks back at her screen as if Dan were just another office visitor. You may go in now Dan. M is expecting you.
Dan steps toward the open door more confused than ever but stops cold when he sees who is coming out....
Next Scene Who's M?
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