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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil. :rotfl:
 

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Here's a list of things you can do to help save the Earth!:
1. When you use the bathroom, don't use toilet paper. Use a furry pet, like a dog, or a cat, or a guinea pig. They're furry and feel really good and they get a bath in feces and urine!
2. Stop using toothpaste. It does nothing but clean your teeth, and you're going to lose your teeth by the time you're sixty anyway. Who cares?!
3. Don't buy books. They're pointless, boring and they waste time. They also waste paper, so you're saving about a bajillion trees right there.
4. Don't buy any new clothing. You're supporting animals that take up space on the Earth and their gas produces at least 999.2% of the earth's waste. Instead, use old wrappers, used toilet tissue and baby clothes to make new clothing. You can look really fabulous!
5. Don't use lightbulbs. It's way better to use candles all the time.
6. Rarely take any showers. It wastes about 200% of the world's water anyways. Plan on taking showers once a month, and make them five minutes long.
7. Don't drink bottled water, it wastes 2% of the earth's water! Just drink tap water or water from a nearby puddle. It's way healthier and tastes much better.
8. Reuse your food. You can always make new things out of old cereal milk. Also make sure you scrap the bottom of plates for extra special ingredients. Corn bread tastes really good with old lasagna and casserole. Other things to recycle: gum. Just stick it to the bottom of your desk!
9. Don't go to school anymore. Your school wastes money buying desks that waste trees. School is also boring and pointless, anyways.
and lastly.
10. Just die. You just being alive is probably wasting 90% of the earth's resources. You probably caused global warming and the reason why the human race won't last until 2012.

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LOL. Don't ask, please.
 
What was the last thing you made into a heart?
2 pages in a book.

What are you listening to right now?
nothing.

Do you like thunderstorms?
nope.

Do you like the rain?
yes

What is your current mood?
okay.

if your wondering why it's so short, i got fed up with it.

[ps jan, that thing about "things you can do to help the earth" that was pretttty funny.]
 
What was the last thing you made into a heart?
2 pages in a book.

What are you listening to right now?
nothing.

Do you like thunderstorms?
nope.

Do you like the rain?
yes

What is your current mood?
okay.

if your wondering why it's so short, i got fed up with it.

[ps jan, that thing about "things you can do to help the earth" that was pretttty funny.]

LOL! When I found it and was reading it.. I was dying from laughter!! :lmao: :lmao:

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Troublemaker - Akon ft. Sweet Rush

Ohhhhh yehhhhh....

(Konvict)

All steady up in the club, just swagging doing my thang
Popping bottles with models and just watching them drank
Partying so hard, the ladies dont want it to end
They looked at me and said, I heard that youre a heartbreaker

Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker

See, Im that type of guy you wont love
Im that type of guy you wont cuff
Im that type of guy you daddy wont let go out, cause he thinks I sell drugs
Im that type of guy that will save ya
Im that type that will call you later
Wont be around to give you that time
Gotta get on the grind and get to that paper
That I can do
Gotta keep my baby girl laced in the latest and the fliest suits
Never one for none, lets get cake up, hold it down, thats all you gotta do
Then I walk up in the place, with a pocket full of money, my brother like that ought to do
Stepping out with the finest suits, look at me now

All steady up in the club, just swagging doing my thang
Popping bottles with models and just watching them drank
Partying so hard, the ladies dont want it to end
They looked at me and said, I heard that youre a heartbreaker

Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker

See Im that type guy that likes kissing
Im that type that will pop the clipin and
Im that type of guy that put you in your place
If you bourgy just start tripping
Im that type that will let you go
Im that type that will let you know
That everywhere I go, I can find a pretty hoe
But there aint too many know how to get that dough
Thats the type of girl I want around me
Even though Im a with her, make a man feel free
Roll with the fellas, even hold my cheese
Look like something you would see on TV
She dont mind climbing up that ladder
Similar to the words, it dont matter
But this time they wanna see us together
Look at us now

All steady up in the club, just swagging doing my thang
Popping bottles with models and just watching them drank
Partying so hard, the ladies dont want it to end
They looked at me and said, I heard that youre a heartbreaker

Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker

Youre not for sure
Even though I wanna take you everywhere I go
Because of you, all the girls is staring, taking notes
And I realize being with you girl brings more girls
And thats just what Im attracted to
And Id rather go all the way
Love her long time, till the break of day
I wont let her leave my bed
Till she sees the colorful feather like Annie Mae
Now she wants to start holding on me, like whatever shes smoking on
Ill be long gone before you can say, look at me now

All steady up in the club, just swagging doing my thang
Popping bottles with models and just watching them drank
Partying so hard, the ladies dont want it to end
They looked at me and said, I heard that youre a heartbreaker

Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker, I heard that youre a heartbreaker
Baby Im a troublemaker
 
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