CSE-- Pg. 74 SATAN'S HAMMER, Ch.18, pg.160 "Goodnight Sweetheart" epilogue

[bankr63]

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off![/COLOR]

Plausible stand in Ponzi. Even have the psellnig down pat. Not even back yet and the first installment already out of the way.

Can y'all tell that I don't feel like working this afternoon. I'm gonna have to stay until like 7:00 tonight to catch up!

 

[laura74]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

Omg. I'm crying. This is perfect Ponzi, right down to the typos. You really captured Nebo's voice. One thing you missed though is to replace "..." with ",,,"

So so funny. It's dangerous for Nebo that you tied up your report.

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[Sandy Mouse]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

I love it! I could a actually hear Nebo's voice as I read it.

I vote girl. Name her Buzziana.

 

[orangecats2]

Okay, so put OC2 down for a kitten then.

Since I've done my duty twice as well, I'm voting groundhog. Hey if it sees it's shadow does that mean....?

(DON'T visualize that Buzz....)

NO MORE KITTENS!!! Does anybody want a kitten? Outside cat (can't catch her) keeps having kittens!

Loved the speeling ponzi on your "installment".

 

[buzz1121]

If that's the prize, I'm guessing its a puppy.

Jill in CO

After the first two weeks there just might be moments in my sleep deprived brain where I actually think......"Why didn't we just get a puppy"? The thought will pass, of course, but sleep deprivation does some pretty odd things to people.

 

[buzz1121]

Hmm...changing diapers? I'll pass---I may gag to death!!!

I don't want a puppy either,,,allergic and I'm a cat person!

Yep, some diapers can be a real challenge to make it through. Thanks for reminding me Carrie!!

 

[buzz1121]

Diaper changes don't bother me, it's the sleep deprivation that I can't handle.

Anyone think Nebo's gotten injured yet? Who's making up the squares so we can bet on the time/place that the bloodshed takes place?

Had we been able to go on the trip, we were going to meet Nebo and Smidgy on the Poly beach tonight. I hope Nebo didn't fall into Seven Seas Lagoon. Ask Pkondz, there could be brain eating amoeba in there.

 

[buzz1121]

Ha! That doesn't scare me. Who do you think got up every single freaking time for the DDs?

And I'm voting 'Boy', just so's ya know.

Great! I just started setting up the guest room for you Pkondz . Winters in SC are mild, it will be a great vacay.....just a baby to help take care of! I've got you down in the boy column.

 

[buzz1121]

Now, we've done it. We've gone and disappointed Ponzi... sorry ponzi.

My vote for the Buzzlette is: girl.

My vote in the Nebo bloodshed is... 1:30pm on the second day.

CoolMom, I've got you in the girl column, which, by the way, my mom is a member of as well. She seems to have a strong girl feeling.

Poor Nebo! He really doesn't stand a chance of making it home injury free.

 

[buzz1121]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

This is a completely plausible injury story.

 

[buzz1121]

Buzzter if it's a boy! Briannuzz or Rihannuzz for a girl...

Um, yeah, these names are as bad as DD's preferred name of "Snowflake Zebra" if it is a girl.

 

[buzz1121]

I vote boy!

Woot! Another boy vote! If it's a boy, DS wants to name it "Jake".

 

[buzz1121]

Okay, so put OC2 down for a kitten then.

Since I've done my duty twice as well, I'm voting groundhog. Hey if it sees it's shadow does that mean....?

(DON'T visualize that Buzz....)

Yeah, really. I have to threaten them to get them out to begin with! Both of the kids were a week overdue!!

 

[buzz1121]

I love it! I could a actually hear Nebo's voice as I read it.

I vote girl. Name her Buzziana.

Sandy, I bet you would be a big help with the new addition. I can give you DD's room and she can sleep in DS's room. We can teach the baby all the proper Southern sarcastic sayings!

 

[jedijill]

Had we been able to go on the trip, we were going to meet Nebo and Smidgy on the Poly beach tonight. I hope Nebo didn't fall into Seven Seas Lagoon. Ask Pkondz, there could be brain eating amoeba in there.

Ah, wish you guys could have gone.

Jill in CO

 

[laura74]

Ah, wish you guys could have gone.

Jill in CO

Me too. Also, my vote is for Buzzatina or Buzzopher.

 

[laura74]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

You know, “Fifty Shades of Grey” started out as “Twilight” fan fic. Just imagine if Nebo fan fiction were as popular…

Anchorman: Move over Christian Grey. It looks like there’s a new guy who’s captured the ladies’ attention. Here’s Mary Sullivan with the report.

Reporter: Thanks John. I’m here at the Barnes & Noble on 52nd Street where “Valley of the Vikes” is flying off the shelves. As you can see, women are lined up all around the store to buy this book.

Like “Fifty Shades of Grey,” this book started out as fan fiction, but not for “Twilight.” This book pays homage to the great Disney trip reporter, Nebo. There is a bit of violence in the book, but unlike in “Fifty Shades,” the protagonist does injury to himself. Perhaps this is bringing out the inner Florence Nightingale in his fans.

Also like EL James, this author, who goes by the name pkondz, wishes to remain anonymous. We have a picture of him, but his features are obscured by his hat and dark glasses. As you can see, he wears a mustache. Perhaps a nod to his hero Nebo?

Anchorman: <Manly chuckle> Mary, he also wrote the entire manuscript as a series of emails to himself because Nebo refuses to use a word processing program. Now, that’s dedication.

Reporter: <Giggle> I’ll say John. So, can we expect to see a baby boom like we saw with “Fifty Shades?” Only time will tell…

Back to you John.

 

[pkondz]

We tried this last time and never declared a winner. It was a fairly injury free trip though, so not sure there was a winner...

Perhaps we're due for a few more this time. I expect Nebo will be mowing down Japanese tourists left and right as he tries to keep up with Jackson.

Yeah! What's the big idea of not injuring himself for his fans?

I suspect though that it might be Smidgy mowing down anyone who gets between her and her grandchild.

Plausible stand in Ponzi. Even have the psellnig down pat. Not even back yet and the first installment already out of the way.

Omg. I'm crying. This is perfect Ponzi, right down to the typos. You really captured Nebo's voice. One thing you missed though is to replace "..." with ",,,"

So so funny. It's dangerous for Nebo that you tied up your report.

I love it! I could a actually hear Nebo's voice as I read it.

Loved the speeling ponzi on your "installment".

This is a completely plausible injury story.

Thanks, guys. Glad you all felt it was plausible.
How weird would it be if something similar happened?

After the first two weeks there just might be moments in my sleep deprived brain where I actually think......"Why didn't we just get a puppy"? The thought will pass, of course, but sleep deprivation does some pretty odd things to people.

Ah. What you need is to go back to being happy you got a baby instead of a dog. Let's see if I can help.

Bark! Bark! Barkbarkbarkbark! Barkbarkbark! Bark! Barkbarkbarkbarkbark! Whine. Barkbark! Bark! Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark!...
...repeat for 8 more hours.

Does that help?

Had we been able to go on the trip, we were going to meet Nebo and Smidgy on the Poly beach tonight. I hope Nebo didn't fall into Seven Seas Lagoon. Ask Pkondz, there could be brain eating amoeba in there.

Aw, sorry about that... and I have no idea to what you might be referring to. Brain eating amoeba?

Nope. Not a clue. :

Great! I just started setting up the guest room for you Pkondz . Winters in SC are mild, it will be a great vacay.....just a baby to help take care of! I've got you down in the boy column.

Great! Can I bring a new puppy, too?

Um, yeah, these names are as bad as DD's preferred name of "Snowflake Zebra" if it is a girl.

Snowflake Zebra is a perfectly fine name for a girl.

Actually, in this day and age... it really is.

You know, “Fifty Shades of Grey” started out as “Twilight” fan fic. Just imagine if Nebo fan fiction were as popular…

Anchorman: Move over Christian Grey. It looks like there’s a new guy who’s captured the ladies’ attention.

This just in... it's not a new guy, it's an old guy. We're talking Methuselah here, Mary.

Here’s Mary Sullivan with the report.

Reporter: Thanks John. I’m here at the Barnes & Noble on 52nd Street where “Valley of the Vikes” is flying off the shelves. As you can see, women are lined up all around the store to buy this book.

Or should I say, they want to be like Nebo and they're falling all over themselves to buy this book.

Like “Fifty Shades of Grey,” this book started out as fan fiction, but not for “Twilight.” This book pays homage to the great Disney trip reporter, Nebo. There is a bit of violence in the book, but unlike in “Fifty Shades,” the protagonist does injury to himself. Perhaps this is bringing out the inner Florence Nightingale in his fans.

Oh, it's bringing something out, alrighty. Er... sorry.

Also like EL James, this author, who goes by the name pkondz, wishes to remain anonymous. We have a picture of him, but his features are obscured by his hat and dark glasses. As you can see, he wears a mustache. Perhaps a nod to his hero Nebo?

Caught!

Anchorman: <Manly chuckle> Mary, he also wrote the entire manuscript as a series of emails to himself because Nebo refuses to use a word processing program. Now, that’s dedication.

'Dedication' might not have been the first word I thought of.

Reporter: <Giggle> I’ll say John. So, can we expect to see a baby boom like we saw with “Fifty Shades?” Only time will tell…

Back to you John.

Two things:
1. Was there really a baby boom associated with Fifth Shades?
2. You seem to be intimately familiar with this book. You go girl!

 

[laura74]

Two things:
1. Was there really a baby boom associated with Fifth Shades?

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/01/could-fifty-shades-give-us-a-baby-boom/

2. You seem to be intimately familiar with this book. You go girl!

I couldn't get it through it. It's that terrible. I just find it funny that so many women are going crazy over it.

Here is a pretty accurate review:

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

 

[pkondz]

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/01/could-fifty-shades-give-us-a-baby-boom/

"Murray told "Good Morning America" Tuesday. “It’s putting them in the mood more frequently ..."

Uh, huh. Sorry, can't read more. I'm off to the book store.

I couldn't get it through it. It's that terrible. I just find it funny that so many women are going crazy over it.

Here is a pretty accurate review:

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

Ummm.... Holy crap! And people are reading this thing?

Faith in humanity? Gone.