Corporate Mergers & Acquisitions to watch.

[mom2boys]

As you all know, the stock market has not been in the greatest
shape lately. It seems that, because of current economic conditions, many companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on and the name of their new company:

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer (They're going to make reproductive organs.)

2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
* Fairwell Honeychild

3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler
* Poly-Warner-Cracker

4. W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale
Business Systems
* Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

5. 3M and Goodyear
* MMM Good

6. John Deere and Abitibi-Price
* Deere Abi

7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil
* Honey, Im Home

8. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants
* Poupon Pants

9. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women
* Knott NOW

10. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
* Zip Audi Do-Da

11. Motorola and Enron
* MORON

 

[Goofyposter]

ROTFLOL!!!!

I especially like #11

 

[fklhou]

Cool

 

[nativetxn]

10. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

 

[doxdogy]

I like number 8. Those are priceless.

 

[mom2boys]

I had a friend in Jr. High who called everyone "honeychild" so I'm partial to "Farewell Honeychild".

Yes, I'm older than "middle school".