AQUARIUS - January 20 - February 18
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Aquarius is the water sign and people born under it are all wet. These people love the sea and all waters everywhere, often becoming stowaways or lifeguards of low moral character. Some of the more dedicated Aquarians even swim upstream to spawn..
Aquarians are eccentric and will not follow the crowd, thus giving rise to the large number of Aquarian servicemen who jump out of landing barges and swim back to the Mother Ship. As a result Aquarius is known in some circles as "The Sign Of The Chicken"..
If you are an Aquarius, you attract others to you for advice. This is very bad since you lack wisdom and probably had to cheat to make it through the third grade. However, you can expect disappointment, pain, frustration and other erotic things..
You are so close with a buck it's incredible. It is advisable to marry a poor person who was born on Christmas Day so you'll just have to buy one all-purpose gift a year. Better yet, why not just have yourself committed and let the State take care of you?
Your Lucky Number is 3554664958674928. Watch for it everywhere..
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AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY - November 26th
Don't buy a sick duck today. Tomorrow okay..
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Aquarius is the water sign and people born under it are all wet. These people love the sea and all waters everywhere, often becoming stowaways or lifeguards of low moral character. Some of the more dedicated Aquarians even swim upstream to spawn..
Aquarians are eccentric and will not follow the crowd, thus giving rise to the large number of Aquarian servicemen who jump out of landing barges and swim back to the Mother Ship. As a result Aquarius is known in some circles as "The Sign Of The Chicken"..
If you are an Aquarius, you attract others to you for advice. This is very bad since you lack wisdom and probably had to cheat to make it through the third grade. However, you can expect disappointment, pain, frustration and other erotic things..
You are so close with a buck it's incredible. It is advisable to marry a poor person who was born on Christmas Day so you'll just have to buy one all-purpose gift a year. Better yet, why not just have yourself committed and let the State take care of you?
Your Lucky Number is 3554664958674928. Watch for it everywhere..
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AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY - November 26th
Don't buy a sick duck today. Tomorrow okay..
