Hey Kid... if I put this over one eye, it makes me look like a Pirate... and Oh, I also learnt how to sign as Capt. Jack Sparrow... you can tell people you met Eeyore and Capt. Jack at the same time... if only this nob with the camera would put it away!
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"I am the Great Karnak"
"Here is the answer to what is inside this autograph book."
"A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"
Looking inside,
"Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!"
Boy... Piglet sure does sign aweful small.
I don't sign anything untill I read the fine print.
Okay Eeyore, now try to read the third line up from the bottom of the chart.
Owl is our union rep and he thinks I'm just being whiny when I ask for vision insurance.
The new Disney health insurance plan does not cover cataracts!!
003 distracts Eeyore with the old autograph ploy while he deploys the poison ring needle.
How much did you pay for this autograph book?
If you look really closely, you can see that you've got pooh on this page.