Of course this ride is fun. Can't you see me smiling?
Look Mom, No Cavities!
Seriously, Tink, lay off the Botox.
Solid proof that your face, can indeed, freeze like that.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Hey kids! Stop crying, Smile like meeeeeee!
I thought my mom was just making it up, but she was right my face did freeze like this.
They implanted metal pins right here, so now I'm ALWAYS smiling!
These new dentures are killing me...
Disney Dimples
For the last time, Chip, I am NOT hiding any nuts in my mouth!
(in a British accent) "Dirty mouth" use Orbitz
**Old Time Movie Announcer Dude Voice**
IN A WORLD WITHOUT REGIS, Kelly Ripa had to work as someone somewhere.
And in the end Peter Pan not only stole my wings, he stole my dreams, my youth, my beautiful natural smile..........see?

