middlepat
Dis Dad Member #325
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We're gonna need a bigger bike.
(duh da. duh da. duh da duh da duh da)

Look, I can still see the Dream on the horizon! If we pedal harder we might be able to catch it!
Hey...where'd our cruise ship go?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho![]()
We're gonna need a bigger bike.
(duh da. duh da. duh da duh da duh da)
C'mon, put your legs into it. We've gotta build up some speed if we're gonna take Dad water skiing.
You have the Black Spot? You could have told me this BEFORE we got into the water!
Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning. Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the river.
Umm, Mom... This is the Atlantic Ocean.
Just pedal Ike.
It's Mike, mom.
Mom: Hmmm..... Those Hidden Mickeys are going to be hard to find.
Boy: you think?
Fran Jr: Are we ready to go back yet, Mom?
Mrs. Fran: *Gasp* Sure, just peddle really fast and aim, er, steer, towards your father on the beach.
Dream cruise my @#$%!!!
First to test out the new Tomorrowland Speedway refurb!![]()
Definitive proof that Jack Sparrow did not escape exile by lashing two sea turtles together with a rope made of human hair.
Now did that mermaid say right at the first pelican or was it left?
C'mon Mom!! The Princesses are on the beach in their bikini's!!
Black Pearl who needs the black Pearl? We got the big green machine!!!