Cinderella's Fella
DIS Dad #215 Maryland, The Land Of Merry!
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No, Chip, it's like that movie we saw last night with Hope and Crosby, Road to Singapore. It goes Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake, Bakers Man, then we slug him.
Oh crap, his hat is falling.....should I push it back on his head, or just wait for it????
Backstage...waiting for their audition for the Chippendale Dancers...are Chip...Pen...and Dale.
Chip: "Wait, Wait, I got another one… Mickey, Donald and Goofy walk into a pachinko parlor…"
Dale: 'Oh yah, that’s a good one. You’re killing me dude, you’re killing me…"
No, Chip, it's like that movie we saw last night with Hope and Crosby, Road to Singapore. It goes Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake, Bakers Man, then we slug him.
(Man in the middle): When I get back, I'm firing my agent.
You both fought an honorable battle, but in the end, there can be only one winner. Iron Chef Chip, Iron Chef Dale, the judges have voted and the winner of Battle Acorn is . . .
Chip= Im the best.
Dale= No Im the best.
Guy in the middle= Ok, I will end this once and for all. Im the best.
First it was the Giant Pandas. Now this.
Chip and Dale are stunned to learn that they hibernated two whole years past the Beijing Olympics.
Dale: It sure is festive here at the Filipino Kickboxing Invitational.
Chip: It sure is Dale! Wait. Did he just say we're up next?
Man in middle: hhmmm if this is the size of chipmunks on this ship, I sure hope there are no rats on board.
Absolutely mortified that they showed up at the party wearing the exact same outfit, Chip began sobbing uncontrollably while Dale threw a major hissy fit - demanding to talk to his agent, his fashion designer, his lawyer and someone named "Johnny Tightlips" from Springfield.
