Contest: DIS caption contest

[GoHerd1028]

.......The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost..........

 

[crazydadguy]

I thought the weatherman said 30% chance of rain?

 

[choco_latae]

Foo Foo ........ where is my little doggie Foo Foo, he was sitting right here in my lap.

 

[raysnkaysmom]

Well, folks, AJRitz won last week's contest in a landslide. Unfortunately, he does not have any Disney images to share in the contest (he'll be taking his family there for the first time in October). So, by virtue of my extremely distant second-place finish, he graciously asked me to share an image to keep the contest going.

I don't feel that I've earned this honor. It's sort of like a football team that backs into the playoffs by having the 3 teams ahead of it lose. Nevertheless, I am shamelessly taking the opportunity anyway!

Newpaper Headline

"Disney tourist thrilled to be riding Kali River Rapids with Hayden Pantierre. Hayden, however, not so thrilled."

 

[DisneyDadC]

ut oh did I leave my phone in my pocket?

 

[DBL101]

Would someone please tell that kid to put his thumb back in the dike?

 

[trennr]

OK Thanks for passing along the torch AJRitz...you'll just have to refrain from being funny from now until your return in Oct...when you should have Pictures for us.

LETS VOTE !!!

Ever on the cutting edge of technology...Capt-O always tests out new appliances before purchasing. Here Capt.-O and family test out the new KALI Washing Machine. Comments were: "When used with HE detergent clothes came out very clean...however the spin cycle was lacking and clothing was left very wet at the end of the cycle."

The new 4-D movie at the Canada Pavilion was a roaring success...until the Niagra Falls scene.

After decades of enduring countless insults from unsuspecting tourists and smart-alecky Jungle Cruise tour guides, the back side of water finally has its revenge.

Dateline: Orlando, FL. The search continues for the missing family who volunteered to be the first to ride Walt Disney World’s new ride, “ Honey I Shrunk the Kids – The Bathroom Ride.” The last words heard from the family were “DON’T FLUSH! DON’T FLUSH!

Hoping to compete with the "Thrill Ride" image that Universal Studios has, Walt Disney World unveils an updated "its a small world" boat ride to much fan fair. Of course, there are those traditionalists that complain that the 40 foot drops, swirling whirlpools, water canons, and class 4 rapids aren't true to Walt's original vision of the ride. Every agrees, however, that picking a waterlogged wedgie all afternoon is still better than having that infernal song stuck in your head.

The Oblivious family only THOUGHT they were prepared for Florida's summer afternoon shower forecast.

Woman: Oh my goodness. Now I need a shower.
Man: Thank goodness. Now I don't need a shower.

Captain_Oblivious and family didn't realize that the Kali River Rapids contained a hidden entrance to the Land of the Lost. Watch out for Sleestaks!!

1 second earlier:

"Dad, are we gonna get wet on this ride?"

At this moment Captain_Oblivious realizes he's gonna need a bigger boat.

Expanding on the success of “Mission Space”, Disney recently “launched” a new companion attraction: “Splash Down”. The true genius of this ride is that the exit queue empties not just in a gift shop, but one specializing in clothing, foot wear and beach towels. Reportedly, sales have been especially brisk during the winter months.

*reading a sign in line* "You may get wet"
"How wet can you really get on a ride?"

.......The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost..........

I thought the weatherman said 30% chance of rain?

Foo Foo ........ where is my little doggie Foo Foo, he was sitting right here in my lap.

Newpaper Headline

"Disney tourist thrilled to be riding Kali River Rapids with Hayden Pantierre. Hayden, however, not so thrilled."

ut oh did I leave my phone in my pocket?

Would someone please tell that kid to put his thumb back in the dike?

 

[trennr]

FreezinRafiki

Any shot taken at iasw gets my vote.

EDIT...10days

 

[middlepat]

Captain_Oblivious
After decades of enduring countless insults from unsuspecting tourists and smart-alecky Jungle Cruise tour guides, the back side of water finally has its revenge.

 

[SteamboatWillie28]

Captain_Oblivious

 

[SurfinTX]

Voting for

FreezinRafiki

Hoping to compete with the "Thrill Ride" image that Universal Studios has, Walt Disney World unveils an updated "its a small world" boat ride to much fan fair. Of course, there are those traditionalists that complain that the 40 foot drops, swirling whirlpools, water canons, and class 4 rapids aren't true to Walt's original vision of the ride. Everybody agrees, however, that picking a waterlogged wedgie all afternoon is still better than having that infernal song stuck in your head.

I wouldn't be surprised if Harry Potter has legs that Disney would do something like this.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

GoHerd1028

 

[GoHerd1028]

ClearScreen

 

[Frantasmic]

Originally Posted by Cinderella's Fella
Dateline: Orlando, FL. The search continues for the missing family who volunteered to be the first to ride Walt Disney World’s new ride, “ Honey I Shrunk the Kids – The Bathroom Ride.” The last words heard from the family were “DON’T FLUSH! DON’T FLUSH!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Man, lots of good ones this week. I'll go with

middlepat

 

[ClearScreen]

MIddlePat

 

[DBL101]

Captain_Oblivious
After decades of enduring countless insults from unsuspecting tourists and smart-alecky Jungle Cruise tour guides, the back side of water finally has its revenge.

 

[AirGoofy]

I'll go with middlepat
The new 4-D movie at the Canada Pavilion was a roaring success...until the Niagra Falls scene.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

FreezinRafiki

 

[FreezinRafiki]

ClearScreen