Frantasmic
*crickets* 2.0
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2005
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"No Ticket!"
I said everyone needs to go through the security line!!
You will go on "it's a small world" and you will LIKE IT!!
Hey! A wedgie's not part of the show!
Cutting in line is punishable by immediate deportation!
It's 16 minutes past 1:00... your Fast Pass is no longer valid!!! Now get out of here!!!
DISNEY'S Indiana Jones THE MUSICAL.....Indy dances his way to freedom with a quick musical number.
Soarin is in Epcot. Let me show you the way.
Tired of the way people on the DISboards complain about the fact that they never enforce their own rules, Disney hires a new breed of cast member.
"No sir, you cannot show up three minutes before the parade and stand in front of that lady who's been there for an hour!"
"This ain't the Millenium Falcon and I'm not your Wookie, so BEAT IT!"
Orlando TSA circa 1943