Confessions

[miss missy]

Ok I'll bite. I confess I read DD (13) texts on her cell ( I told her I can see them on the bill anyway LOL) AND read any note I find, check cookies on the puter. I don't care, I want to know what she is up to and feel that is MY job. I don't like it but remember Columbine? I feel parents need to know what their kids are into. JMHO.

 

[miss missy]

Okay - I'll go ahead and spill. I obviously have something to get off my chest or I wouldn't have started this thread, right. The only thing I ask is that you not flame me (or anyone else) for this confession ...


Some of the men I work with flirt with me and sometimes I like it. I'm married.

Me too. I don't find it bad they flirt a lil... just as long as they don't cross the line! The ones I am ok with are not going over board, just having fun. BUT one guy, who I NEVER gave the time of day because he truley is the one that will come in with an ozzie one day, he is a very strange person and looks like Dilbert! Well had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to "be more than friends" which we are not since I stear clear from this weirdo!! I yelled "HELL NO" it just came out and since then I avoid him more! If he comes near me at all now I am down right sassy to him! I think he has a hell of a nerve asking out a women whom he KNOWS is happily married! He can hear us girls talking and he knows I am married and all is good. My co-workers know I hate him, they just don't know why I do so much. I tell them he is NOT all there! I mean he is a grown man, yet he acts like he doesn't know better. PAHLEEZE! He really has issues, he is like a manic depressive or something... real weird!

 

[Cantw8]

i also confess that a couple of dinner plates from animator's pallate and palos (disney cruise line restaurants) somehow found their way into my china hutch and no, i confess-i did not win them at the onboard auctions.

Ahhhh, a fellow klepto...you are my kind of people

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

ZPT--that was the whole reason he was stealing it. He needed some TP for his apt (we were dating at the time) and didn't want to spend the money on actually BUYING some.

TOV

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

This thread is very entertaining. I confess that sometimes I have been known to drop the f bomb around the kids when I am really mad

 

[Cantw8]

This thread is very entertaining. I confess that sometimes I have been known to drop the f bomb around the kids when I am really mad

oh, Hell yeah That's when they know I mean business.

I was in Target today and there was a woman who had two little kids with her, maybe 3 and 5. The 3 year old was screaming his head off, he wanted something and she wouldn't get it for him. He was hysterical and uncontrollable and shrieking at her that he hated her. I admit, as I pushed my cart passed her, all by my lonesome, I had a smile on my face and was grateful that was no longer me

 

[barkley]

i used the same term paper that i wrote for an 8th grade class over and over again all the way through my college years. i did 'tweak' it a bit-but nothing more than a fresh re typing and correction of any spelling errors the last teacher/prof. had caught. only time i ran into a problem was when (some 9 years after it was originaly written) a couple of profs. questioned why the periodicals i'de cited were 'a bit dated'

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

i used the same term paper that i wrote for an 8th grade class over and over again all the way through my college years. i did 'tweak' it a bit-but nothing more than a fresh re typing and correction of any spelling errors the last teacher/prof. had caught. only time i ran into a problem was when (some 9 years after it was originaly written) a couple of profs. questioned why the periodicals i'de cited were 'a bit dated'

Ok I just thought of another, I copied a magazine article that I found on an airplane magazine for a marketing class paper and aced it. The professor read most of it out loud to the class and praised my fine writing skills

 

[kdibattista]

Ok... here it goes:

I was so mean to my little sister when we were younger. She would always want to play with my best friend and I so we used to make her do things to "prove herself" which have included licking the ground, eating bugs & mooning the old lady across the street. Even aften she did those things, we would still only let her be Ms. Hanigan or Sandy the dog from Annie... she could never be Annie or any of the other characters. She always brings it up and I have everyone thinking she's delusional... she's not. I did it

 

[disneymama73]

This thread is very entertaining. I confess that sometimes I have been known to drop the f bomb around the kids when I am really mad

OMG, me too. I didn't even swear until I had kids.

 

[lyzziesmom]

My DD8 saw my bowl of chocolate bonbons today and I told her they were chocolate covered oysters and she wouldn't like them.

 

[ZPT1022]

ZPT--that was the whole reason he was stealing it. He needed some TP for his apt (we were dating at the time) and didn't want to spend the money on actually BUYING some.

TOV

Oh my that really is quite funny. My DH works part time at an elementary school and I have been known to ask him to bring a roll home (small ones) so I can put off going to Target for another day. My mom works at the same school and her neighbor is the head custodian. I have spied school TP in their houses too. So, if anyone's kids go to school in CT and complain of no TP, well, you probably know why

 

[Shel]

I confess that when my DD13 was learning to read, I fell asleep while she was reading out loud to me. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ok, I thought of one. But, it's really dumb.

For a long time, I was buying those dishwasher drop in gel tab things. So, I switched to another brand and after 2 loads, I was ready to return them...nothing was coming clean. I was super mad.

Until my kids pointed out that I forgot to take off the plastic wrapper before tossing them in. (the first type I used did not have a 'wrapper...ok, really dumb moment)

How is that?

OMG, I haven't done that, but it sounds like something that I would do...and then tell about. Yep, you are my sister.

How did I miss this thread? I can't wait to read through it.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Here's a real embarrassing one I'll confess to.

At my old job, I had a drawer where I kept personal items such as feminine supplies, makeup, a hairbrush, bandaids, etc. One day I needed some feminine supplies so I opened the drawer to pull some out just as the director was coming to my desk. I quickly stuck them in an interoffice envelope and tended to whatever he needed. I went to lunch, completely forgetting about the interoffice envelope full of tampons. Of course as luck would have it, the mail guy came around and just that moment and delivered the tampons to my boss (whose name was last written on the envelope), a single guy with a Peter Pan complex....hardly the kind of person you'd want to send tampons to. He came out of the office all perplexed and said he got a weird thing in his interoffice mail, could I come look at it? At this point it all came together and although I about died, I acted as though I had no clue why or how it came to be he was sent an interoffice envelope full of tampons. To this day, he still has no clue.

When I'm DISing near my husband, I really try not to laugh out loud because I don't want to read these stories to my husband, but I couldn't hold it in this time. Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Missy1961]

Ok I just thought of another, I copied a magazine article that I found on an airplane magazine for a marketing class paper and aced it. The professor read most of it out loud to the class and praised my fine writing skills

When I was in high school, I needed a paper for my history class. I took a chapter from one of my dad's college courses (he was in college in the early 1950's, I was in high school in the 1970's), and I updated a few things, and I got an A.