I asked the AKL concierge to have an AKL t-shirt waiting for my Dad when we checked in.
I was surprising my Dad with a stay at AKL, so I had to make up an excuse to get him over there from PO-FQ. So I made up two. I told him we should go to Boma for breakfast (that's excuse #1) and "Besides, isn't your AKL t-shirt worn out? We should stop by the lodge to buy you another one."(excuse #2)
I told the concierge that I thought it would be funny to be able to hand a t-shirt to my Dad during check-in. It would bring all of my lying (A.K.A. "excuses") full circle to punctuate his surprise.
They agreed and were able to take care of everything. I gave her my Visa numbers over the phone so they could charge the shirt before arrived. They seemed to be happy to do it.