Compliments at a Bar (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

A man in a bar is enjoying his drink when he hears a
voice say, "You look great!"

He looks around, but there is nobody near him. He hears
the voice again, "No, really, you look just terrific!"

Again he looks around. Nobody! A few minutes pass, and
again he hears the voice, "Is that a new shirt or
something...because you look absolutely stunning!"

At this point the man realizes that the voice is coming
out of a bowl of nuts on the bar. "Hey," the man calls
to the barkeep, "what's with those nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "they're complimentary."

 

[Goofyposter]

ROTFLOL!!!

.....well...afterall.....sometimes you feel like a nut..

 

[olena]

LOL!!!!!

 

[lilboo]

***groooaaan!!***

 

[RitaZ.]