Comments overheard upon exiting a ride - too funny!

[Husker Mickey]

I need to set this up, but it's well worth it. My family and I were leaving Toontown heading over to Frontierland. We were taking the shortcut through Fantasyland when we came across a little boy (about 4) and his mother leaving a "kiddie ride."
He said, "That ride was so much fun I almost forgot that I had to poop!"
I just had to share this one. Have you heard any memorable comments?

 

[DisneyPhreak]

I cant tell you how many times I've said that myself

 

[DisGirl819]

 

[GoofyasGoofy]

during a couple of rides to the magic kingdom, my wife and I have heard a couple of things that make our hearts warm up. On a bus to the MK we heard a young Child from England naming all of the Seven Dwarves. He kept on saying "Dopey" in the cutest little english accent.

We also just love the time we were taking a boat to the MK from Fort Wilderness Lodge Villas and heard this cute little Frech Girl yell "Le' Chateau! MA MA! PA PA! Le' Chateau!" (Translated to "the castle"!) ----cuties!

My favorite exit was on Space Mountain-- a young boy asked his dad "How can I love something that makes me want to pee!"

 

[techno]

you have to love kids innocence, that rules.

 

[Albort]

well, here are two funny stories but not exiting off the ride... Disneygirl4eva told me these stories...

So, they were in Submarine Voyage and this one kid pulls on the CM's and says "Where is the bathroom?" and the CM replies "Nope, and the ride is 20 mins long!"

So, Beast was somehow signing autographs so this little girl went and got her autograph signed... She comes back with a scaried face... her mother asked "Whats wrong" the little girl was like, He didnt even have to look what he is signing it as if he was eating it!"

 

[Marilynbn]

My family and I have often thought about keeping a record of all the outrageous things we hear. Most of the time it's from frustrated parents with tired, hungry and whining children. Here are 2 that I can recall.

1. A family is getting off of the monorail in Disneyland and the kid is whining about being hungry the dad says to the kid " We're going to get food right now, we're going as fast as we can...what do you want me to do have it come shooting out of my nose!?"

2. A kid is going on and on about something and the mom says " I never want to hear your voice ever again!"

At the time these were hysterical to hear.

Marilyn

 

[Judy from Boise]

My DD was 6 and we had just gotten drenched from the drop on WDW's SpM., As our log was floating past the heavily populated pedestrian bridge she exclaimed " Mom I am so wet I even have water in my v***** ! " she was mortified when everyone on the bridge started laughing. As a daughter of a nurse she didn't quite grasp that many people aren't as open about all body parts as her family

 

[MamaKate]

Well I know I've heard funny things over the years, but I've forgot most. But just this past weekend while waiting for Pirates of the Caribbean, a little boy who looked about 5 kept repeating:

"Dead men have no tails"

My DS12 & I found this hysterical

 

[cutedisneygirly]

A few years ago (more like 6) we were on the Storybook Canal Boats. At one point, the CM asked if we could name the 7 Dwarfs. Immediately, my grandma shouted, "SNOOPY!!!" Right after, she realized what she said and began to laugh with the rest of the boat. My uncle, who was on the trip with us, even bought her Snoopy socks later on!

 

[bumbershoot]

My DD was 6 and we had just gotten drenched from the drop on WDW's SpM., As our log was floating past the heavily populated pedestrian bridge she exclaimed " Mom I am so wet I even have water in my v***** ! " she was mortified when everyone on the bridge started laughing. As a daughter of a nurse she didn't quite grasp that many people aren't as open about all body parts as her family

Bwa ha ha. We use proper words too, but that is the one drawback to it, is that kids do tend to USE those words!

 

[mystic_path]

Those stories are awesome! I love the minds of children. Totally innocent.

I have one memorable moment to share. It was when I was entering the DL park around 10:45 in the morning and over by the Emporium was Pluto. This little boy all of 5 years old got all excited and pointed and yelled

MOM LOOK ITS SNOOPY!

 

[*Susan*]

We were walking out of Honey I Shrunk the Audience (the 3D movie) once and a young girl was walking with her parents and brother behind us. You could tell she had not liked the movie - she was crying a bit and her Mom had her arm around her. The Mom said something like "it's ok, it was just a movie" etc. when the brother says to her "it didn't scare me!". Immediately the girl says "well things weren't flying right at YOU, they were flying right at ME!" too cute!

 

[ramkam]

Way back when I worked as a cast member at the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House I was often asked by guests who had just exited the attraction "What kind of tree is that and how long did it take to grow?"

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Funny. Did you give them the official Disneyland name for the tree?

I'll always remember after one particular Fantasmic show, this young girl (maybe 7?) threw her arms around her father in a huge hug and said something like, "THANK YOU, DADDY, FOR BRINGING ME AND FOR COMING TO THIS SHOW. I LOVE YOU." It was so heartfelt and loving I got tears in my eyes.

 

[nemesis]

Well I know I've heard funny things over the years, but I've forgot most. But just this past weekend while waiting for Pirates of the Caribbean, a little boy who looked about 5 kept repeating:

"Dead men have no tails"

My DS12 & I found this hysterical

Good one!

 

[maberlyne]

After exiting the stretching room in Haunted Mansion I heard a girl (maybe teens, 20s) say, "Why does everyone know the words?)

 

[ShawnaF]

Okay, since there are a few other stories, I'll share this. Just got back from the trip Oct. 21-26. This was for my Morgan's 3rd birthday and she is newly potty-trained but still sometimes stresses over public restrooms and tries to NOT go.

ALL day long on her birthday she continually told me "Mommy, my butt just talked!" This happened after and during several rides and in front of many people.

For her birthday dinner, she wanted to be "fancy" at Blue Bayou. Amidst a lot of cranky behavior, my husband left to take her to the restroom several times before our food arrives and at the beginning of our meal, once she finally sat down for a longer duration, our wonderful server asked her if she was better now and ready for her food. She announced LOUDLY - yes, I just had to get the poopies out and I did it like a mountain lion!