Collecting Wives

[jeanigor]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!

To heck with Don and Paul......marry me!

 

[katscradle]

To heck with Don and Paul......marry me!

I didn't know you were taking applicants..

 

[Launchpad11B]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!

These are all admirable traits Melissa, however none of them outweighs the fact that you are a fan of the acursed Red Sox!!! So we must remain good friends, and also bitter enemies!!

 

[Cruz Family]

These are all admirable traits Melissa, however none of them outweighs the fact that you are a fan of the acursed Red Sox!!! So we must remain good friends, and also bitter enemies!!

I think someones panties are in a bunch because his team got WHIPPED last night!
Look on the bright side....maybe today you won't loose by so much...MAYBE???

 

[firsttimemom]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!

OMG! Talk about making a gal feel inferior. I'm glad my DH doesn't read these boards.

 

[Madi100]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!

Please tell me that you like to lie too. Man, with credentials like that, the rest of 'em don't stand a chance. I'm glad I got in early when the only requirement is that you must have a heartbeat.

 

[dpuck1998]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!

Where do I send my app?

 

[hideeh]

OMG! Talk about making a gal feel inferior. I'm glad my DH doesn't read these boards.

Amen!

 

[Cruz Family]

To heck with Don and Paul......marry me!

I have always be partial to a man in a tiara!!

Please tell me that you like to lie too. Man, with credentials like that, the rest of 'em don't stand a chance. I'm glad I got in early when the only requirement is that you must have a heartbeat.

Don't worry I have more then my share of faults...just ask my husband!

 

[Bornteach]

Hey I live in Massachusetts....

sister-wives.....

wife-wives....

it is all the same to us!

We like to spread the love!

 

[miss missy]

Your in...now where is that spreadsheet.... TODD!!

YAY!

Now Sweetie, don't forget I have a long weekend, and I will be needing some plastic for shopping. Lots of sales!! So please leave me your CC on the kitchen table next to those flowers you got me yesterday. Oh and ... who luvs ya

 

[Launchpad11B]

YAY!

Now Sweetie, don't forget I have a long weekend, and I will be needing some plastic for shopping. Lots of sales!! So please leave me your CC on the kitchen table next to those flowers you got me yesterday. Oh and ... who luvs ya

Don, is DIS wife henpecking allowed? She's all over you already! It's time to cut sling load my friend.

 

[dpuck1998]

YAY!

Now Sweetie, don't forget I have a long weekend, and I will be needing some plastic for shopping. Lots of sales!! So please leave me your CC on the kitchen table next to those flowers you got me yesterday. Oh and ... who luvs ya

Don, is DIS wife henpecking allowed? She's all over you already! It's time to cut sling load my friend.

Well I think it is cheaper to keep them than to get rid of them. I can't afford to lose half of all my DIS wealth

 

[Launchpad11B]

Well I think it is cheaper to keep them than to get rid of them. I can't afford to lose half of all my DIS wealth

You're right. Treat her good and she will return the favor ten fold!

 

[miss missy]

Don, is DIS wife henpecking allowed? She's all over you already! It's time to cut sling load my friend.

One word... shoes

 

[miss missy]

Well I think it is cheaper to keep them than to get rid of them. I can't afford to lose half of all my DIS wealth

Thats why we work out well, even though I shop, Disney by far gets most of the money here too

 

[miss missy]

You're right. Treat her good and she will return the favor ten fold!

Smart man! You are spot on! Happy wife Happy Life!!

 

[cocowum]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

Wow. Paul is good. He had me at filet.

Just thinking of my DIS family today, with love and laughter.

This was a hilarious thread!!!

 

[dpuck1998]

Just thinking of my DIS family today, with love and laughter.

This was a hilarious thread!!!

 

[wishspirit]

Now I am 21, am I finally allowed to understand what this thread was all about?