Collecting Wives

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

OK. Seriously. Alicia. In real life, it's obvious that you got one of the good ones!

Agreed. He needs to teach my real husband a few things. LOL. Dont tell hime I said that if/when you meet him

 

[dpuck1998]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

All I heard was....blah blah...something something....blah blah.

 

[cocowum]

Wow. Paul is good. He had me at filet.

I just choked on my swedish fish! You guys are hilarious!!!

 

[cocowum]

All I heard was....blah blah...something something....blah blah.

Don, I think you were just "pwned!"

 

[Madi100]

Unlike some other men *cough* Paul *cough* I'm not restrictive
in my selection. I'm an all-inclusive husband! The more the merrier!

*pending existing spouse approval of course*

So, if you'll take anyone, how about Paul? He sounds like he'd make a great wife and a super sister wife.

 

[Launchpad11B]

So, if you'll take anyone, how about Paul? He sounds like he'd make a great wife and a super sister wife.

I'm not that easy!

 

[shellyminnie]

I consider myself selective, not restrictive.

There are a few phrases that describe your approach to this matter.

1. A mile wide and an inch deep.
2. Jack of all trades, master of none.

I prefer to give my limited number of DIS wives all the attention they deserve. You would serve oatmeal to 1000 wives, while I choose to serve filet mignon to my small group of beautiful, smart, loving, DIS wives.
I can be more attentive to their needs in our current, more intimate arrangement.

I think I married the wrong husband!!

 

[Tonya2426]

I think I married the wrong husband!!

I think I married the right one!!!

 

[kimisabella]

OK. Seriously. Alicia. In real life, it's obvious that you got one of the good ones!

I was just thinking the same thing - good for you Alicia!!

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Ladies - Y'all might want to think before marrying Don... He's been *coughing* a lot lately... Might be contagious!!!

Oh, I think they're all safe...as long as he's turning his head first....

 

[Launchpad11B]

I think I married the right one!!!

I was just thinking the same thing !!

Awww. You guys are the best!

 

[Disneybridein2k3]

Don, I think you were just "pwned!"

I'm getting old. I had to ask Morgan what "pwned" meant! This sucks.

 

[wishspirit]

I'm getting old. I had to ask Morgan what "pwned" meant! This sucks.

I still don't know what it means!

 

[UrsulasShadow]

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

 

[Disneybridein2k3]

yup, that is basically what my teenager told me

From the Urban Dictionary:

 

[miss missy]

Not really a cruise joke. It started on the threads leading up to PCC 1.0. I think it was when we found out that Don (dpuck##) was planning a surprise gift for his wife for the cruise. A very nice gift. Several of the women were jealous and were praising him for being such a good husband. Somehow the joke evolved into Don welcoming them all into the fold (virtually only of course) "Big Love" (TV show) style.

Paul gained his new wives when someone kind of jumped on him on a thread here for no reason recently. Several of us "girls" went to his Facebook page to give him support and tell him how unfair we thought the criticism was. His wife, Alicia (cocuwum) said that we understood Paul. Thus, we became "sister wives" (again - virtually only of course).

Seeing it all typed out that way makes it sound REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SILLY.

But that's because it IS.

All in good fun!

Oh I like Don! I just found out I am his wife and that he is generous! Thanks for the heads up Paul- you found me a perfect 2nd hubby! Now I have to go meet this Don guy LOL

 

[miss missy]

Missy will be on the approval list pending the shopping challenge.

Am I in Don???

 

[disneym2m]

Tracy:

If I make it to PCC 2.0, I would like a sound proof door so I can't hear all these people running from room to room. Or when gifts are given and received.

Remember husbands....you can't favor one wife over the other. Or at least don't give all your wives a gift in front of each other.

Maybe I should ask for a different floor.

 

[dpuck1998]

Am I in Don???

Your in...now where is that spreadsheet.... TODD!!

 

[Cruz Family]

Lets see.... I am an amazing cook, my specialties are Risotto, Cuban food (specifically my Spanish Pot Roast, Empanadas, and rice & beans), BBQ (my homemade sauce is the best ever), Dirty Rice, and Lobster mac & cheese. I love to watch sports and plan my menus around really good games. Like my football season Sundays (for example- Pats vs. Bills... Buffalo Wings, Bison burgers, and handcut fries w/parmesan cheese and white truffle oil). I am a proud conservative....worked on my first campaign when I was in 5th grade, my favorite was Mitt Romneys Gubernatorial campaign...victory party at the Park Plaza Hotel in Boston, woot woot!!! I clean (even do windows), do all the laundry, and have been known to spontaneously massage.

Hey...I am pretty damn wonderful!!! I don't think I should be filling out applications....I think you guys should be filling them out for me!!!!!!