Praying Colonel
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EPCOT CENTER, Fla.--Ah, lawyers.
I was sitting inside a small dome, antsy to get going on the special Segway tour of this famous theme park that I had arranged, but before they would let me or any of the others on the tour head out and ride around on our gyroscopic human transporters, we had to sit through more than half an hour of tedious, but entirely practical, training.
And as our instructors told us how to get on and how to get off, how to speed up and how to slow down and so many other crucial things, I could detect the work of people in suits at a firm somewhere that probably had an ampersand in its name.
After all, when you're Disney, you want to make sure you cover all your bases when it comes to liability.
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I was sitting inside a small dome, antsy to get going on the special Segway tour of this famous theme park that I had arranged, but before they would let me or any of the others on the tour head out and ride around on our gyroscopic human transporters, we had to sit through more than half an hour of tedious, but entirely practical, training.
And as our instructors told us how to get on and how to get off, how to speed up and how to slow down and so many other crucial things, I could detect the work of people in suits at a firm somewhere that probably had an ampersand in its name.
After all, when you're Disney, you want to make sure you cover all your bases when it comes to liability.
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