clueless adventurer
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Word I get from my sources inside The Walt Disney World is that this is not going to happen. While The Walt Disney World has made a significant investment in a new song ("Off the boat or I'll break your arm"), their test at the New Jersey The Walt Disney World have proven that the Sopranos-based theme just isn't going to work. Apparently, my sources tell me, The Walt Disney World had contracted out the entire production and operation of the new attraction to an outside firm; Dominick's Attractions and Waste Disposal.
The Walt Disney World executives were shocked, again according to my sources, when they toured the test version in the New Jersey test park and found that each boat was manned by a Cast Member who demanded that patrons purchase untaxed cigarettes and JVC VCRs. Patrons were also coerced into buying Park Hopper passes that had no days left on them. The final straw was when they found little Jimmy Arbagast outside the ride's exit in shock, mumbling that his daddy was "sleeping with the fishes."
Those executives were further alarmed when they found each of the dolls in the attraction badly shot up, and a big screen TV, couches and wet bar in one of the attraction's rooms.
It seems that work had already begun on the Florida version of the attraction and The Walt Disney World will be planting (and may already have planted) a cover-up story that the attraction will be closed while it undergoes renovations.
You heard it here first.
This is the another in a series of honest and objective looks into The Walt Disney World by your humble servant, clueless adventurer. I hope to stimulate lots of stimulating stimulation about The Walt Disney World. Thank you for your kind attention!
The Walt Disney World executives were shocked, again according to my sources, when they toured the test version in the New Jersey test park and found that each boat was manned by a Cast Member who demanded that patrons purchase untaxed cigarettes and JVC VCRs. Patrons were also coerced into buying Park Hopper passes that had no days left on them. The final straw was when they found little Jimmy Arbagast outside the ride's exit in shock, mumbling that his daddy was "sleeping with the fishes."
Those executives were further alarmed when they found each of the dolls in the attraction badly shot up, and a big screen TV, couches and wet bar in one of the attraction's rooms.
It seems that work had already begun on the Florida version of the attraction and The Walt Disney World will be planting (and may already have planted) a cover-up story that the attraction will be closed while it undergoes renovations.
You heard it here first.
This is the another in a series of honest and objective looks into The Walt Disney World by your humble servant, clueless adventurer. I hope to stimulate lots of stimulating stimulation about The Walt Disney World. Thank you for your kind attention!
