Classes for Women (joke)...

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CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER - SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th

Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 5 participants.

Topic 1
How to get to places on time. -
- examples of clock reading and time management. (classes will start at least one hour past advertised times)

Topic 2
How long is too long in the bathroom? -
- review of case studies.

Topic 3
I'm a big girl and I can put a toliet seat down. -
- Lab

Topic 4
The oil light: is it just a pretty light? -
- Round table discussion.

Topic 5
She is wearing the same dress and I'm OK with it. -
- basic group support that you both shop at Wal-mart.

Topic 6
Do I have too many shoes?. -
- A ratio study of shoes to feet.

Topic 7
Self analysis: Deciding for myself what clothing makes me look fat. -
- picture's and examples.

Topic 8
Advanced Self analysis: Am I fat? -
-Prerequisite: Self analysis.

Topic 9
What don't I buy my husband something. -
- a discussion in fairness.

Topic 10
Movie watching: watching a movie through. -
-stopping the urge to ask him why something happened before the movie ends.

Topic 11
Parallel Parking: getting it right in the first 10 tries.
- Video and Lab.

Topic 12
If I know what he likes why don't I do it? -
-A study of doing what he likes for a short time instead of arguing about it for hours and then doing it badly.

Topic 13
What dates are really important-
-An analysis of the real importants of dates. ex:"The first time we got caught in the rain."

 

[DaveH]