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CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER - SIGN-UP BY MAY 05th

Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray. -
-Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2
Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? -
-Round table discussion.

Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
-Group practice.

Topic 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.
-Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5
Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?
-Examples on video.

Topic 6
Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
-Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7
Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down
-Diagrams and floor plans available

Topic 8
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
-Graphics and audio tapes

Topic 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
-Live testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
-Driving simulation.

Topic 11
Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
-Online class and role playing.

Topic 12
How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. -
-Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
-Cerebral shock therapy sessions (Full lobotomies offered)
 
Oh, how very true!!! :p :p I'm trying to teach my 16-yr old daughter that THEY are all alike!!!!!!!!!!!:smooth:
 
They might want to limit it to 5 :)
 

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Topic 3
Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
-Group practice.

I've got no problem with that! Just don't complain when I don't put it down again and you fall in!
 


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