City, Sand, and Savanna - Link to new trip report

[Captain_Oblivious]

They didn’t even use my joke that I texted while waiting to get in, which was:

What's the best way to wash your hare?

Grasp him firmly by his long ears, dunk him in the bathtub, lather, rinse and repeat.

*crickets*

I'd take one for the team (yet again!), and stay for a little while longer to make sure the girls got back okay. The things I do for my kids.

(sniff) I am inspired, and even moved, by your devotion to your children.

The scary thing is, this one now has her learner's permit.

Driving Instructor: Now, Stephanie, extend your arm...now extend your middle finger. Very good.

I forgot to make an intentional dumb-looking face, so this is my unintentional dumb-looking face. You’ll be able to see the difference a little further in the chapter. I hope.

I, um...well, you know, the lighting and all...

I love Marlene's great ride-photo face in this one, and Lauren did a great job posing for a frame-worthy portrait.

Nice work girls!

This time I remembered to make a dumb face. I think I outdid myself.

I think we've found your spiritual gift.

(Ooo, time for a Jim Gaffigan quote: "Has anyone ever really been a happy camper? Because whenever we use that term we're being sarcastic. He is not a happy camper. Why don't we just call him a "camper"? You know who's a happy camper? The guy leaving the campsite. He's the happiest camper...he gets to take a shower!")

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

You're probably right. Lots of follow-up questions would arise once they find out that we've met. And then there's Marv.

and we dont even want to get start on the bud light lime questioning line.

 

[nittanyliongirl02]

Joining in on yet another Glennbo family report! Can't wait to hear about the rest of the trip!

 

[glennbo123]

Just checkin' in before my next adventure !!!! See ya next week!!!

I hope it's going great Rosie!

 

[glennbo123]

Hi Glenn! Loved your MK day! Pappy is just too funny - Thunder Mountain "adventurous".

Thanks Tammie.

Well, it is the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness.

We are Pecos Bill's fans but I'm not offended. It is so chaotic, though. We really should try CHH - it seems I've read that no one knows about the upstairs there - is that the one???

Exactly, that's the one. We've eaten there a couple of times...it can be busy downstairs and then you go upstairs and....calm. At least relative calm. Ahhh.

Thanks for the reminder about the secret passage - I think we've done it by accident, also and then forgotten on the next trip.

I've taken a lot of grief that I didn't know about it already, but since it was a good reminder for you, it was all worth it.

Also, thanks for the heads up about where to meet Rapunzel - our little princess is doing BBB and has been growing her hair out for the occasion and has the Rapunzel dress, so we really have to try to find her.

Aw, that's going to be precious. You should probably check as your trip gets closer and see if you can find out where/when she'll be on the day you visit MK.

Sorry James wasn't feeling well - I hope it was short lived?

Yeah, not too bad. Spoiler alert -- he makes it to dinner.

 

[glennbo123]

*crickets*

Is this mic on? <tap> <tap> <tap>

(sniff) I am inspired, and even moved, by your devotion to your children.

Wow, and here I thought that what I was doing was just for my children. Now I realize that it was a service to you as well.

Driving Instructor: Now, Stephanie, extend your arm...now extend your middle finger. Very good.

The late, great John Houseman in "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!"

I, um...well, you know, the lighting and all...

Yeah, that might explain it.

I think we've found your spiritual gift.

 

[glennbo123]

and we dont even want to get start on the bud light lime questioning line.

No, that would be bad.

 

[glennbo123]

Joining in on yet another Glennbo family report! Can't wait to hear about the rest of the trip!

Good to see you again nittanyliongirl02!!!

 

[marvali]

Okay, I'm starting to get a little nervous that I have a stalker.

Who? Me? No Way!!!

You do have a stalker. It's the only explanation.

And you're speaking from stalkee experience!

Yeah, Mr. Celery................

They didn’t even use my joke that I texted while waiting to get in, which was:

What's the best way to wash your hare?

Grasp him firmly by his long ears, dunk him in the bathtub, lather, rinse and repeat.

I thought that it was sufficiently monster-y, but maybe it was a little too long. They like those short, zinger-y punchlines.

Obviously those would HAVE to be the reasons.............

I forgot to make an intentional dumb-looking face, so this is my unintentional dumb-looking face. You’ll be able to see the difference a little further in the chapter. I hope.

This time I remembered to make a dumb face. I think I outdid myself.

Good thing you are in a different seat or it would be hard to tell it was a different picture………………

I love Marlene's great ride-photo face in this one, and Lauren did a great job posing for a frame-worthy portrait.

A study in extremes!

Lauren and Marlene and I stopped for a photopass picture on Main Street.

I think Dad will get a lot of pleasure out of this one for many years to come!

Up Next: Every Glennbo trip report has to have a Boma chapter, it's a law or something

Not quite the same ring as say, a Murphy’s Law, but sounds like it has definite possibilities………….

good update glenn i enjoyed it, and your faces...well...nevermind,

the best thing about this update is marv has no idea you were going to do a middle of the page update.

I knew.......just trying to give you a chance to catch up to Rosie............and you STILL couldn't pull it off..............

Okay I am off topmorrow, just have a dentist appointment so should have time to be FIRAST for the next update

Well now I know why you don't often win a contest around here..............you are too busy attending the Fauntleroy Fan Spelling Class for Brits...........

You're probably right. Lots of follow-up questions would arise once they find out that we've met. And then there's Marv.

Well, I could try to offset the bad, but having met you I know it will be a hard task to overcome............

 

[Poolrat]

Okay ..... Now you can post. Finally home from the swim meet- Thanks for waiting.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I knew.......just trying to give you a chance to catch up to Rosie............and you STILL couldn't pull it off..............

no you didnt, you totally missed it.

 

[marvali]

no you didnt, you totally missed it.

Well at least you found one way to even yourself up with Rosie............

you have now taken away her title of "Top of the Page" spoiler!!!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Well at least you found one way to even yourself up with Rosie............

you have now taken away her title of "Top of the Page" spoiler!!!

thats just to throw you off of glenn doing another middle of the page update.

 

[marvali]

thats just to throw you off of glenn doing another middle of the page update.

Updated scores:
Marvin - 17 Judy-sighting wins, 8 Eagle Eye points
Pat - 6 Judy-sighting wins, 2 Eagle Eye points
Mark - 4 Judy-sighting wins, 2 Eagle Eye points
Dee - 4 Judy-sighting wins, 1 Eagle Eye point
Rosie - 4 Judy-sighting wins, 2 Eagle Eye point
Dan - 3 Judy-sighting wins, 3 Eagle Eye points
Kelly - 3 Judy-sighting wins
Katharina - 3 Judy-sighting wins
Magdalene - 2 Judy-sighting wins, 1 Eagle Eye point
Mary Ellen - 2 Judy-sighting wins
Jenn (elphie101) - 1 Judy-sighting win, First Subscriber Honors!
Tanya - 1 Judy-sighting win
Molly - 1 Judy-sighting win
Kathy - 1 Judy-sighting win
MissLiz - 1 Judy-sighting win
sesame_123 - 1 Eagle Eye point

At this stage of the game, I can afford to miss a few. It is rather relaxing to know that at least for now I can just enjoy Glenn's always eloquent and often humorous updates without the stress of trying to be the first to get a correct Judy count posted...........

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

At this stage of the game, I can afford to miss a few. It is rather relaxing to know that at least for now I can just enjoy Glenn's always eloquent and often humorous updates without the stress of trying to be the first to get a correct Judy count posted...........

now i know why you missed the update, you are not all there all of sudden...posting comments like that.

 

[marvali]

now i know why you missed the update, you are not all there all of sudden...posting comments like that.

Wow, I can't sneak anything by you can I???????

 

[glennbo123]

Yeah, Mr. Celery................

Sorry, but since Mr. Celery is one of the mascots of our local minor league baseball team...

that's the first thing that came to mind for me when you wrote that!

Obviously those would HAVE to be the reasons.............

Well, yeah!

Good thing you are in a different seat or it would be hard to tell it was a different picture………………

A study in extremes!

Yep!

I think Dad will get a lot of pleasure out of this one for many years to come!

It's a keeper!

Not quite the same ring as say, a Murphy’s Law, but sounds like it has definite possibilities………….

Well, I could try to offset the bad, but having met you I know it will be a hard task to overcome............

Guilt by association, my friend.

Okay ..... Now you can post. Finally home from the swim meet- Thanks for waiting.

Still waiting!

 

[glennbo123]

no you didnt, you totally missed it.

I believe this to be true.

Well at least you found one way to even yourself up with Rosie............

you have now taken away her title of "Top of the Page" spoiler!!!

And I know this is true.

thats just to throw you off of glenn doing another middle of the page update.

I'm zigging and zagging, juking and diving. There's no telling when, or even if, there's another update coming!

At this stage of the game, I can afford to miss a few. It is rather relaxing to know that at least for now I can just enjoy Glenn's always eloquent and often humorous updates without the stress of trying to be the first to get a correct Judy count posted...........

 

[glennbo123]

now i know why you missed the update, you are not all there all of sudden...posting comments like that.

Wow, I can't sneak anything by you can I???????

Right. He meant to say "Glenn's always eloquent and always humorous updates".

 

[glennbo123]

Going to bed. See y'all tomorrow!